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Editado por irishfreak:
7/27/2015 9:16:33 PM
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Your girlfriend farts on you...
What do you do?
Edit 1: she says its from not eating all day and becoming bloated...but this is the theirs night in a row where she's farted at/on me.
Edit 2: for those of you telling me to dump her, I won't. She's too damn good.
But her farts are grotesque.
Edit 3: I just farted and she's completely unphased. I think men will always lose the fart war.
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I farted on the wife last night And got laid (not because of the fart...) Winning!
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My mrs drops the most foul farts I have ever smelt, just think of her like your loyal old dog that just plain smells, after 18 years it still works for me ;-)
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Scrolled through a lot of comments, couldn't find a "Then She Farted" by Stephen Lynch reference. I'm sad. [i]At first I thought that it was kinda cute. I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot. But then the smell came wafting by, and brought a little teardrop to my eye. I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch.[/i]
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2 RespuestasEditado por DeusDominus: 7/27/2015 6:49:01 PMTake it as an invite to let a rip when ever you like. Also a theory Maybe she's into some sort of kinky fart fetish next time she rips one grab her butt and act like your into it. At which point the truth will reveal itself. Edit: it's always the hot ones with the gas I just realized it's like they know their hot and you'll put up with a few toots cause...well cause Dat azz dough... But that gas dough.... Worth it in the end either way.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your everyday offtopic post[spoiler]It's a scary place over there[/spoiler]
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That's -blam!-ing gross. Y'all want a relationship when you guys are farting on each other? Disgusting, I never fart around my wife cause it's rude and gross, you're not gettin head soon if your farting all day and balls smell like ass. Sorry it's just nasty
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9 Respuestasif my boyfriend did that i would fart on him
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1 RespuestaAs I rule of thumb I've tried to live by...... A female will not fart in front of you until they feel completely comfortable and safe around you and/or are completely in love with you. Soooo.......it's a good thing.......if you feel the same. If not, buy a cork, and call it a day.....she may be just a disgusting pig! Lol. But I doubt that's the case.
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1 RespuestaIll answer a question with a question... If you fart alot does that mean your ballsack smells like farts? Does that mean it smells like poorly cooked Chinese food then?
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4 RespuestasSuck up the farts through her butt. Eat that booty.
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1 RespuestaI help her plug it up duh
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Insert my "you know what" in her buttox
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Hope she doesn't follow through next time
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1 RespuestaTrick question; I don't have a girlfriend My life is so sad
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1 RespuestaSounds like she may have lost backdoor control after too many nights out with her "girlfriends"... yeah.. that's it...
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Light a match
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4 RespuestasGirl farts can be horribly gnarly...
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You gotta eat the booty like groceries. Then you'll get used to it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Put it in a jar and then sniff it before you fall asleep.
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I fart on her to mark my territory
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8 RespuestasMuted . Just disgusting
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Dump her
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It may be grotesque, but it is just a normal bodily function, just put the neck of your shirt over your nose or move away from her for a bit.
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Never bothered me. I married her.
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Fart war <--- thiiiiiis
