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Editado por irishfreak:
7/27/2015 9:16:33 PM
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Your girlfriend farts on you...
What do you do?
Edit 1: she says its from not eating all day and becoming bloated...but this is the theirs night in a row where she's farted at/on me.
Edit 2: for those of you telling me to dump her, I won't. She's too damn good.
But her farts are grotesque.
Edit 3: I just farted and she's completely unphased. I think men will always lose the fart war.
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I'll get her back ( -_-) .... Eventually.
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Jam a thumb up there to plug it.
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Open her mouth, and rip ass into it.
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Girls don't fart.
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2 RespuestasSo can anyone tell me hat thread this is coming under as I don't see it in Destiny anymore... Also bump fart
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Editado por RepublicSoldier: 7/28/2015 3:29:41 AMNo big deal it happens
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I say "I didnt know you were part squeaky toy!"
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My girl is a tomboy so idc if she farts doesn't bug me
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My girl farts rainbows and they smell like skittles.
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2 RespuestasHave her killed.
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Cleveland Steamer her.
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Look I let it rip in the privacy of myself. And if she wants to let a little toot out okay fine cute. But when her ass begins to rumble and I have to evacuate the couch that's when I say. Honey you take that shit to the bathroom and you leave it there. It's not cute when you do it every hour and saying oh we're just comfortable with each other. Yes that's true doesn't give you a multiple freebies to unleash your ass in worse ways that I can.
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Bro she's a keeper ... She doesn't Mind your farts? That's awesome!!
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Throw her off me and walk out the door and slam it.
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Keep a running vacuum cleaner hose near her butt at all times so that when she farts, it'll all get sucked up.
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1 RespuestaShe's making room for you, take a hint jeez
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Just fart back. Who cares, it's natural. I'm assuming it's not on purpose though.
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Grab her ass and tell her "do it again and I will do more then just grab"
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Bump for fart
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If that happens, I fart on my girls pillow so she will get pink eye
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4 RespuestasTry to forget about it, let it air out a minute, and go back to licking her asshole.
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*unfased
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Unless it's a gooey shart stfu
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2 RespuestasEditado por PSYCHOBILLYBEAR: 7/27/2015 9:16:22 PMLies, we all we know that destiny players don't have GF
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1 Respuestareroll for better perks
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Mmmm bby.
