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Editado por MrHereticCTV:
7/19/2015 3:37:01 AM
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BUNGIE REMOVED THE GHORN FROM XUR
You're all morons. Let me break this down for you real simple like so you can comprehend and perhaps stop making an asshat of yourself.
I was awake when xur landed. When I am, I always start at the tower. I go from left to right. Speaker, vanguard, shipyard. Suffice to say, I found him within 10 - 15 seconds of him landing.
There was NO weapon
I repeat
There was NO weapon
"Oh, no, theres proof. Theres a photo on the internet."
Yeah, guess what. There's a photo on the internet of me with a 12 inch dong as thick as a soda can and 100 million dollars in ones behind me. It's called photo shop. It is not possible for xur to appear, someone get a picture of him with the horn, bungie to find out, and remove him as quickly as i got to him.
"Why would someone do that? That doesn't make sense!"
Of course it does. You are all a bunch of whiney, entitled brats who bitch and moan the second things don't go your way or are not handed to you on a platter. And frankly, it's hilarious.
"I'm quitting destiny!"
Though we would all love that, no you're not. It's the hundredth time you've said it. You're just bitching as per the usual.
And side note...
The servers never went down. They can't alter xur without affecting the servers.
So many reasons why you are all morons with your head so far up your ass that common sense is a paradox unfathomable to your pea sized brain.
Grow some balls. Or vag curtains for the ladies. Or both since some of you that have balls act as if you have the afore mentioned vag curtains. Shut up and play the game. Or don't. Do us all a favor and actually quit. It's the hundredth time you've said it. Make it so, Scotty. But really...
[spoiler] No one cares[/spoiler]
Edit: Guys and gals. You have been a hoot. This, though in some seriousness, was just a joke. Just a way to kill some time until it was time to close the store for the day. Got way more attention then I expected. I hope you all got a good laugh as much as I did. I expected a little bit more salt. You all were pretty awesome and though some of you were asshats, most came to the 12 inch dong side. The rest, just made it even funnier. Tip of the cap folks. It's time for some destiny.
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3 RespuestasOddly, I think I actually liked this post.
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Bump. How are you people still on this topic? Let me educate you
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1 RespuestaPosting a picture of yourself with a 12inch dong and a million dollars to impress your Russian mail ordered bride OHhhh *sigh* #Justthelittlethings
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3 RespuestasHe didn't sell the Ghorn, he sold what the nerf crybabies need. I have proof, http://i.imgur.com/6zJgx4c.png
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Self bump because for some retarded reason this topic is still being discussed. Get over it people. It didn't happen. He didn't have a weapon. And now, he's gone. Move along already.
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1 RespuestaThat photo was doctored.
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1 RespuestaOK I'll break this down for you ghorn was originally removed from xurs list because it was either nerf it or earn it everyone chose earn so it wasn't with xur anymore but after Christmas morons started playing begging for ghorn bungie finally Gave in they put it back on xurs list on the condition it would be nerfed so the game would not be easy every boss fight but they messed up and xur came without a gun so Gally will be sold next Friday and I don't really care considering I stopped playing.
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Hide from the saltpocalypse! https://www.bungie.net/es/Forum/Post/139892822/0/0
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1 RespuestaLol 12 inch dong as thick as a soda can
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5 RespuestasCan you put in brackets for the sentences you are responding to, I got real confused for a second reading this. Thanks
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1 RespuestaThen why did Deej waste his time saying not to believe it. See he did the same god damn thing when armor, weapons and the 1st HoW glitch came out. Don't believe what you see he says, -blam!-ing armor and weapons were the same when the HoW comes out. Don't believe what you see in the glitch just old codes that were not fully removed from the game, oh just wait the old codes is what sowed up proving they cut content from the -blam!-ing game! I don't really care one way or another but, at this point BungiVision has no credibility and it just keeps getting worse!!!
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Technically he had a weapon. Deej even said it was a coding error but they didn't want to mess with the live server. But your right its kinda pathetic that everyone flipped
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1 RespuestaI'm with ya, people are huge idiots to believe that Xur sold Ghorn and that Bungie "removed" it. That screenshot of Xur selling Ghorn is easy Photoshop! On Gothalions stream someone even sent Goth a Photoshop they did where his inventory had Thorn!
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1 RespuestaI thought "thick as a soda can" was funny as hell !.
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1 RespuestaThey extended the time he was here back around Christmas without taking down servers, so they obviously can mess with xur with live servers.
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My thing is...we have pictures of course lmao-love the angles, the very minute color difference, the fact that those photos showed up hours later and not within minutes. You know someone would have posted a pic/video within 5 mins of him selling ghorn. Speaking of videos...where are the 1000s of video that would be shared within minutes? If I got to him and he had no weapon, within 10 seconds I'd say "xbox record that"... it will record the last 30 seconds from the point you said "xbox record that". People are so gullible. Take off the tinfoil hats. Educate the ignorant.
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Proof the pic was fake [quote]I got some proof pointing towards gally was indeed photoshopped in. http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=bda8a5dfe86fbc57cf8cbd7b9297af4cca232612.25052 This first link is the German photo being broken down by ELA. Notice how the exotic squares are all purple. http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=67d319b793b4666bf3f8cf690ea0cd64a8fd52e1.245039 This next link is a non photoshopped version of xurs inventory from a couple months ago. Notice the difference between the exotic box colors? http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=f4c8f69f60f559e5ed98792c9c3771bd87097ddd.70944 And this last link is a clearly photoshopped picture of xurs inventory selling all sunbreakers. Notice the similarities between the sunbreakers and the German photo? Both are all purple squares unlike the non photoshopped version of xurs inventory. I have to give a shout out to SloppyJoeGilly2 for the first photo! Thank you Edit1: shout out to ottis123 for more evidence that xur did not sell gally! Edit2: if you doubt the second photo is real then look up xurs inventory March 20 and that's all the items plus here's a link http://www.polygon.com/2015/3/20/8262569/destiny-what-is-xur-selling-mar-20-22 Edit3: more proof http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=009d54e2eda021acbf5b92b63c223850ad58c550.138578#SimilarSearch http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=e99c251091e0b9c32047e3cf1c08248e9967372a.2482027 Compare the two and it's better photoshopped but not exact[/quote]
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9 RespuestasEveryone is saying where is the evidence. Obviously there is none. There never will be. We can, however, use inductive reasoning to create an alternative theory as to why he had no gun. First we know there is two xurs both rolling rng. We know that in 40 weeks xur has previously always sold a gun glitch free making it possible but unlikely to happen now. So assume there was not glitch and instead he did roll gjallerhorn or some other gun they did not want to be sold. Normally they replace xur with safety xur. Now what happens if that xur also rolls the same weapon. This xur could have the weapon pulled and put in place of regular xur. You then simply say he glitches and forever there will be a conspiracy with no definitive answer
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1 RespuestaEditado por Pboyslice: 7/19/2015 12:33:01 AM12 inch dong as thick as a soda can. Lmao
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If you look at interviews and other evidence you can see that xur is completely run by the game and not by bungie. It is just a rare chance of no gun being selected by the RNG(so a glitch in bungies programming). If bungie could control it, they would not have any fun with the game either and "play testing" for them would pretty horrible if the couldn't effectively goof off every once in a while.
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1 RespuestaI sir salute you!!!
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3 RespuestasIf it's on the Internet, it [u][i][b]H A S[/b][/i][/u] to be true
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[quote]You're all morons.[/quote][quote]You are all a bunch of whiney, entitled brats[/quote][quote]So many reasons why you are all morons with your head so far up your ass that common sense is a paradox unfathomable to your pea sized brain.[/quote][quote]Grow some balls.[/quote][quote]Or vag curtains for the ladies.[/quote][quote]Shut up and play the game. [/quote]The forums need more of this. [spoiler]Said no one ever.[/spoiler]
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