Nah, it was a learning experience. I'm all for those, bby.
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You think you can hook me up? I'd like to give a special girl a "sample"
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What girl? I can hook a brother up
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Nope, I need a girl
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What do you prefer? What age? Need photo of you to match a good girl.
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*raises hand* umm... I'm up for u
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I'm on pinterest
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If that's really you, why on earth are you having trouble getting girls? No confidence?
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Most girls who ask me out are sluts who just want to hit it then quit it. I want an actual relationship
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Girls who ask guys out are almost always just looking for sex. You need to start asking girls out. Find a girl you like, approach, make some small talk, maybe get a number. It's easy.
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All the girls I try have a boyfriend
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Well, keep trying. I know the feels, trust me. Also, you'll eventually develop a "sixth sense" for telling which girls already have BFs.
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Or I could just use a dating site
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Meh, I've heard that works for some people. Never liked that myself. I somehow feel scummy for using them.
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Life has a plan for me, I just gotta role with it
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True dat. Though honestly, I've spat in the face of planet earth, since it's tried to throw me away so many times.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times