mud muck dust grease trash smog dirt ...you asked for dirty, right?

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Been around the world don't speak the language!

My slots are vacant ;)

Dirt is a material found on the Earth's crust. The term dirty refers to having made contact with a person's clothes, skin, or possessions. Common types include: soil: a mix of clay, sand, and humus which lies over terrestrial bedrock. When mixed with water, soil becomes mud. dust: a powder of organic or mineral matter grime: dark, ingrained dust such as soot or ash filth: foul matter such as excrement or referring to a significant accumulation of such. Dirty things may be cleaned with solutions of soap and assorted chemicals. Domestic life largely consists of washing, sweeping, and so forth In a commercial setting, a dirty appearance gives a bad impression to customers at a place such as a restaurant. This type of dirt may be classified: temporary: streaks of dirt and detritus that may be removed by ordinary daily cleaning with soap and/or water permanent: ingrained dirt stains or physical damage which require major renovation to remove deliberate: design dirt such as decor in dirty yellow or grunge styling As cities developed, arrangements were made for the disposal of dirt. In Britain, the Public Health Act 1875 required households to place their refuse into a container which could be moved so that its contents could be carted away. This was the first legal creation of the dustbin. Dustbins were a common category of contraband since the Middle Ages. Modern society is now thought to be excessively clean. Lack of contact with microorganisms in dirt when growing up is hypothesised to be the cause of the epidemic of allergies such as asthma. The human immune system requires activation and exercise in order to function properly and exposure to dirt may achieve this. For example, the presence of staphylococcus bacteria on the surface of the skin regulates the inflammation which results from injury. People may become obsessed by dirt and engage in fantasies and compulsive behavior about it, such as making and eating mud pies. The source of such thinking may be genetic, as the emotion of disgust is common and a location for it in the brain has been proposed. People and other animals may eat dirt. This is thought to be caused by mineral deficiency and so the condition is commonly seen in pregnant women. A season of artworks and exhibits on the theme of dirt was sponsored by the Wellcome Trust in 2011. The centrepiece was an exhibition at the Wellcome Collection showing pictures and histories of notable dirt such as the great dust heaps at Euston and King's Cross in the 19th century and the Fresh Kills landfill which was once the world's largest.

*murders sax*

The carpet needs vacuuming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YmMwn5UOxE you asked for it you got it

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

*gives u a bowl of milk n pet ur fur for days.

[quote]Talk dirty to me...[/quote] You're garbage, you are filth. A lesser vermin that belongs deep underground where the worms and termites thrive. I bet you take showers in the sewers because you're so damn filthy. You disgust me urchin. How dare you infect the air with your presence.