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Editado por Heron:
6/10/2015 6:48:07 AM
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What is dumbest thing someone has ever said to you?
What was it?
Real story:
Once, while visiting the states, I struck up a chat with this nice fellow. We started talking about the weather (obviously the best conversation starter) and then he asked me where I was from. So I was honest, and said I was from Canada. And he says;
"Oh....It must be nice wearing shorts down here, then!"
Me, "wat"
"Well, it's so cold up there you probably don't even own a pair of shorts!"
I wanted to put my hand on his shoulder, look him in the eye and say
"You poor Americans...."
This is not the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me. I just found it...funny.
[b]Edit:[/b] Someone once asked me if we have cities in Canada. *facepalm* Of course not. I like my igloo thanks very much.
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