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5/22/2015 1:41:10 AM
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Nerdiest pick up lines
Mine is if I could be any enzyme I would be helicase because then I could unzip your genes
What's yours?
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#Offtopic
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10 Respuestas-- GDPR: removed by user request --
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Editado por Astrodicle: 11/12/2015 10:32:57 PMHey babe are you a nuclear reactor? Because I need to shoot some neutrons and shatter your nucleus.
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1 RespuestaAre you a Shemale? Okay good, meet me at my car.
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4 RespuestasAre you an astronaut cuz I wanna take a rocket to Uranus
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Did you hear that there's only going to be seven planets, after I destroy Uranus
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5 RespuestasExcuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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1 RespuestaImagine me being a watermelon... Now, would you swallow my seed or spit it out?
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Girl your feet must be tired because you've been runnin through my mind
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I'll do you like my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Old person pickup line: Hey baby, you better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
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1 RespuestaDid you fall from heaven? Cause I eat ass ;)
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1 RespuestaHey baby I wanna squirtle all over your jiggly puffs
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Roses are red Violets are blue Take off your pants
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2 RespuestasRoses are red So is blood I'm going to break your hymen
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2 RespuestasAre you a acute angle because you're all right
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1 Respuesta"Hey baby, want to come over to my house? me & my friends can all take a dump on you. We just had chili and chicken wings."
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36 RespuestasSaw this thread and immediately thought of this
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Hey baby, you turn my software into hardware.
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Anything involving chemistry.
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20 RespuestasWhat do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer [spoiler]ash[/spoiler]
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Hey girl, I wanna pick u up like a turnip
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[i] [/i] [b] [/b]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Toaster Plus envelope Equals me and you[spoiler]<3[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasYou make my software to hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RespuestasEditado por Thaddeus Hamlet: 11/2/2015 11:23:36 AM[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] You turn my y=-2^x into y=x
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8 RespuestasYou make my floppy disk into a hard drive
