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Editado por Rob the Thrall:
5/12/2015 10:40:23 PM
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If you found a Fallen toddler in a fallen ketch
You find a fallen baby
Dreg? Captain? Archon? Vandal?
What do you do?
You have just finished slaughtering the final
house boss, every fallen in the Ketch is dead. You look for treasures and loot to take back to the city and sell to Rahool and showcase for you children/wives at home. You hear cute screams coming from a room which has a crib and inside contains a fallen baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 since so many of you asked for a fallen-issued thread... Here it is. This is made for RandalTheVandal and Greg the Dreg. If some of the replies made you laugh [quote][/quote]make sure to like the thread so others can experience laughter in their hard days.
Edit:2 please state which creature of the fallen you like:
to brun alive with sparrow fuel/meat shield/wear as wardrobe
Edit:3 I wonder what fallen meat tastes like?
EDIT4: PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR astralouroboros's short story, he's a gifted writer who wrote stories on both the Hive thread and here, give him some love.
~~~~~~> https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/121045639/0/0/1
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1 RespuestaSay "Eyes up, fallen"
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1 RespuestaI kill it, better to take out potential enemies early
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1 RespuestaSteal one of Variks' Servitors he keeps locked in the PoE for free Ether to feed it. I can the argument now: Variks: "What are you doing with Variks' prisoner, Guardiannnn?" Me: "The kid needs to eat, man... Come on...." Servitor: "Bloop bleep bloop blop" Variks: "You can't just take the prisoner. You must get a job farming Fallen Majors, Yesss?" Me: "Ughhhh, why? Why can't I just take this off your hands for a little, uhh...Thank you present? *waves an issue of Fallen Babes monthly in his face, along with a bag full of Tokens of Judgement and Flight and the other ones*" Servitor: "blop. Bleep bloop bleep. Bloop? Blop." Variks: "Variks will allow this. Only once, Guardian. Do not abuse your persuasiveness, Yesss? *quickly hustles to his hut with the bag and magazine, winking at Petra"
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2 RespuestasEditado por tacoface1996: 8/12/2015 5:12:31 AMAdopt him, show him/her the ways of the light, have my ghost train him to become a guardian and then profit (have the most badass sidekick evah) Edit: and feed it tons of ether, i would want it to be the size of phogoth, yes, and then he'd also become mountable.
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2 RespuestasRaise him as my own and train him to fight, then find more fallen babies and create a new house that fights for the traveler and the city
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I will raise it as my own to fight alongside it, I can use it to speak to other fallen and unite other fallen to start a fallen house of my own where I shall be Kell. I shall name my house The House of Dead. Where I shall engage battle against any other fallen
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e the most common class of the Hive, distinguished by their lack of eyes, long claws, and almost skeletal appearance (though they do actually possess skin). Feral and fearless, Thralls are a plague upon the battlefield. Their swarming, twisted frames are driven by unfettered rage, and of all the creatures of the Hive, they are the fastest. With their sharp claws as their primary tools of attack, Thralls move quickly and in large packs to overwhelm their enemies.[spoiler]i know everything about you[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaEmpty the lord of wolves on its little face
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7 RespuestasStrangle the life from its puny body. And as i watch the life vacate from its 4 eyes , he would only know terror as he saw the empty face of the Ram before him.
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Variks 2.0.
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1 RespuestaBbq'd fallen has 2 drum sticks and 4 wings. My Sunsinger cooks things with his brain...
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[spoiler]they are all the same "species; Ether consumption changes how big they get... But I'd keep mine as a captain [/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasInvite it over for netflix and chill
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1 Respuesta
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Take the baby dreg to orbit with me. Then stuff him in my Gjallarhorn and shoot him into space.
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3 RespuestasEditado por MJKeo: 8/12/2015 4:44:22 AMI'd train him to assassinate rahool
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Play with it then throw it of the ketch
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Id send him off with my dinklage before he is overwritten with Nolan North lines😭
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Step on its ugly head.
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I smash his little alien head then chuckle a little
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I would want a Vandal and I would name him Randall. I would teach him to stake his claim for land and to defend that land from all comers. I would gift him with some of my light so that when trespassers visit and try to kill him, he is almost superhuman and cannot be vaquished.
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Do fallen even get smaller than dregs?
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Enemy Mine.
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2 RespuestasI will raise it as my own and teach him the way of the light.
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climb to the top of the Ketch, lift baby like sImba from lion king, baptize it( HOT WATER BURN BABY) then try to score a field goal over the tower( HUT HUT) then have all fellow guardians do a conga line.
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Id want a vandal. I'd teach him that his house left him and teach him stuff like that. I'd give him a Queenbreakers bow as a weapon and make him the best sniper
