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Editado por Rob the Thrall:
5/12/2015 10:40:23 PM
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If you found a Fallen toddler in a fallen ketch
You find a fallen baby
Dreg? Captain? Archon? Vandal?
What do you do?
You have just finished slaughtering the final
house boss, every fallen in the Ketch is dead. You look for treasures and loot to take back to the city and sell to Rahool and showcase for you children/wives at home. You hear cute screams coming from a room which has a crib and inside contains a fallen baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 since so many of you asked for a fallen-issued thread... Here it is. This is made for RandalTheVandal and Greg the Dreg. If some of the replies made you laugh [quote][/quote]make sure to like the thread so others can experience laughter in their hard days.
Edit:2 please state which creature of the fallen you like:
to brun alive with sparrow fuel/meat shield/wear as wardrobe
Edit:3 I wonder what fallen meat tastes like?
EDIT4: PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR astralouroboros's short story, he's a gifted writer who wrote stories on both the Hive thread and here, give him some love.
~~~~~~> https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/121045639/0/0/1
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Kill it before it breeds!
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I'd grape it so hard.
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Kick it full force in the face so it would travel the stars and so that oryx out at Saturn would see it in his big diamond
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Baby shank is my bby
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Name it Ho Leh sheet Sacrifice it to crota so he drops g horn
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Help pick it up.
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I would raise it to be my own. Take it to the Reef feed it ether seeds ...... punch a guard for calling my hunter a freaky bitch (Petra said it was okay) And then after 10 years slap in the face pull out The last word and say gimme 40$
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Shoot it in the face.
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I would rub my thorn along its head whispering a soft lullaby into its ears. As my Thorn begins to glow with dark energy I draw its life force into my piece.
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Drop it off at the Reef in a basket. They seem to know how to raise fallen.
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1 RespuestaIf I'm a Hunter, cut its limbs off and leave it. If I'm a Titan, break its limbs and leave it. If I'm a Warlock, break out the easy bake and burn that bitch to a crisp.
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I would raise it to be an unstoppable killer and I would follow it until I died.
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I'd take that little one to variks, as he will have a much better idea how to raise it than I would. Besides house of judgement is in need of more eliksni under their banner since Variks is sole survivor.
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Grow it big and strong, then slow roast it.
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Editado por WHO WAS PHONE: 8/12/2015 6:16:08 AMHello, Fallen child! Allow me to introduce you to my friend here! His name is HEEL OF MY BOOT
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I probably try smoking it, a few hours in a smoker makes everything taste good.
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I would -blam!- it.
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Drop it off at the Reef. The Queen seems to know how to raise Fallen that are loyal to her and friendly to Guardians.
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Set it on fire and set my Thorn DOT to slow
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Kill it
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Fist of havoc Nova bomb Golden gun with celestial nighthawk You never know if he'll grow up to be the Kell of Kells or something
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Feed it to Rahool for engrams
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Punt it
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I shoot it so that it gets reborn as something else?
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2 RespuestasEditado por Nikola Vexla: 8/12/2015 7:08:05 AMRaise it as my own, show him the great machine(the traveler) and teach him that the fallen and the city have a common enemy and that we can share the light, I let him go on his own, years later a fallen house goes to the city, the city prepares to defend itself, but the house doesn't attack, I would then recognize a giant fallen among them, the same fallen that I rescued became a Kell of the house, he explains to me that this is his house, called house of light(the color of the house is white) and that the rest of his house want to become light, the traveler begins to heal because of the amount of light and the house of light and the city become allies, later on both fallen and guardians fight together to take over the other houses, my fallen then becomes the Kell of Kells, Variks becomes an Archon and teaches the fallen the story of the Eliskhi, the now name Eliskhi and the city fight against the darkness from then.
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A knife to the throat
