You find a fallen baby
Dreg? Captain? Archon? Vandal?
What do you do?
You have just finished slaughtering the final
house boss, every fallen in the Ketch is dead. You look for treasures and loot to take back to the city and sell to Rahool and showcase for you children/wives at home. You hear cute screams coming from a room which has a crib and inside contains a fallen baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 since so many of you asked for a fallen-issued thread... Here it is. This is made for RandalTheVandal and Greg the Dreg. If some of the replies made you laugh [quote][/quote]make sure to like the thread so others can experience laughter in their hard days.
Edit:2 please state which creature of the fallen you like:
to brun alive with sparrow fuel/meat shield/wear as wardrobe
Edit:3 I wonder what fallen meat tastes like?
EDIT4: PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR astralouroboros's short story, he's a gifted writer who wrote stories on both the Hive thread and here, give him some love.
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1 RespuestaKeep it. Raise it to be a good Fallen. Eventually I'll tell him the truth of how we are at war with his race (hope he doesn't pull some Loki shit)
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Raise it. It'll be better than most of the people I find in this game.
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I am not the father. I am leaving that thing right there.
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I would see a great firefly explosion
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2 Respuestasi hear the queen likes to adopt the little shits...
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Put it out of its misery and never risk it becoming a killer? Come on, one shot would do it. Then I can repress the thoughts of how the child was conceived and go on being a merciless killer.
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I'd raise a captain. It will grow up to be the best boat floater in space, and never forget the flippy floppies.
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Editado por WalordsToyBox: 5/11/2015 11:52:12 PMRaise it as my own..If its female I'd -blam!- her when she reaches 18 years of age ;) Jk
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I would be soooooo happy. First move would be swaddling. Second would be figuring out how ether works.
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Weeeeoooooweeeooo
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3 RespuestasIf Servitor or Shank, then I'd keep it as a pet, if other, then I'd return them to their parents.
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I'd raise either a vandal or a archon, shit would be so dope.
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wow peoples they have hearts too
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1 RespuestaEditado por Nickey: 5/11/2015 11:36:51 PMbeat the shit out of it, let it suffer, then execute it
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So many harsh responses :0
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1 RespuestaRope and a sparrow, you fill in the rest.
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I'd try to raise it but I also know the risk of it betraying me when it grows up. Which I'd be willing to take that risk.
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weeeoweooo
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Curb stomp it
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