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Editado por Rob the Thrall:
5/15/2015 12:20:41 AM
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If you found a Hive Toddler in crota's pit
Hive baby toddler
Thrall? Knight? Wizard?
What would you do with it?
You've just finished slaughtering the last of the Hive, and as you're about to leave you hear cries/loud screams in an adorable way.
You look down and its a Hive baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 would you keep it? maybe kill it when it starts to cry
Edit:2 most of you are monsters that would prefer to season it then go on to eat it. Then the rest of you want to raise it to be bodyguard/meat shield/sex slave.
Edit3: YES I'm a thrall, but I was raised in the light. I am living proof that teaching Hive is possible!
Edit:4 hilarious replies bros, keep it up
I have lore coming about me soon stay tuned!
Edit:5 I made a fallen thread like most of you asked just a keep an eye out. Hopefully we'll have good story tellers like we did on here, seriously hilarious.
Edit:6 1k+ replies! Good show boys/girls
Edit:7 Keep a good eye for short stories being posted around the thread. Don't be shy, give them a bump and a like. Really good stuff to those who wrote them.
English
#Destiny
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Enders Game? So I would call myself speaker of the dead and raise it and the new species to be intelligent.... Probably not for me since hive scare me I would probably destroy it
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Stomp. Then keep on walking. Anyone in my group that stops for that shit gets the boot too.
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Keep it and give it an exotic
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Tea bag it to death
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1 RespuestaEditado por WreckinBawl: 7/7/2015 3:46:50 AMI'd name him "Hellboy". Then I'd try to find a young Cabal, splice some genes and create my very own Abe Sapien.
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Hellboy!!
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11 RespuestasLet's play kick the baby
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4 RespuestasRub his nipples until they bleed.
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Pull out Thorn and 2 shot to the head!
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Throw a Scatter Grenade... As it's body is thrown into the air, melee it while having Bloom on... And just before it explodes into purple nothing - I yell out, "for Toland, the Vanguard... And The Last City!!!" as I drop my Nova Bomb and send it's screaming soul back to Hell... *BOOOOOOOM BITCH!* [spoiler]Then again, taking the baby worked for Samus...[/spoiler]
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Put them out of their misery, war has no morality, because war never ends #fallout4
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Pop a synth, waste 7 rockets on em!
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Destroy as no hive should exist
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Curb stomp
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It would be a baby knight, I would raise it and teach it to be a guardian. It would become a Titan and we would run around and I would Show it the whole world, we would use maxed gallyhorn against the darkness and we would go around fighting evil, than he would get a family and all of them would also help fight back the darkness the end
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Make it a pet
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Eat it.
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Brother?
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Take it with me. And pull a queens move and make it my own. But keep that shit on a leash.
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I learnt my lesson when I went back in time to kill baby Hitler
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I would pull an old man Logan and take it with me. Raise it to be a different kind of hive. If you get the old man Logan reference we should be friends.
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*Cries SHAT UP! *throws nova bomb and extra grenades and starts shooting after
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A fallen toddler, i would keep it. No way im keeping a hive one
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I would forge it a mini gjallarhorn and go on to do some raids and strike with it on my sholder. Like a creepy little war monkey. Shoot monkey, shooot!!
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I would rescue it from Crotas arm pit then rase it to become the first hive Sandwhich
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2 RespuestasEditado por CosmoJ: 5/14/2015 11:37:35 PMAs Ghandi directed, I would raise the child to be Muslim.
