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Editado por Juno:
4/19/2015 4:42:29 AM
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Kill Your Worst Enemy in a Creative Way
No rules! Title says it all. Let's get creative!
[spoiler]As for me, I would put him in an air-tight container, and slowly replace all the oxygen with helium, and watch as he laughs uncontrollably until he passes out and dies. :)[/spoiler]
Edit 1: We made it into trending!
Edit 2: You people are disturbing! Keep 'em coming!
Edit 3: Wow, almost 100 replies in less than a day! Thanks for making this post so popular!
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#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaYou are my enemy I will skin your mom - and wear her skin... I will give you a roofie I will make sexy time with you I will shame you in front of your friends I will show you my penis You will commit suicide I have creatively killed you
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Hey it's Dan!
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Did you know that if you inject a high enough concentration of Hydrogen Peroxide into someone's bloodstream they will die? People put it on wounds as an antiseptic, and you can see it foaming on your wounds. Imagine injecting that into someone's blood. Hydrogen Peroxide causes blood clots, which are bad enough, and if some of it gets into the brain and clots, said person would have a stroke. I'm just saying, If I killed a person, I'd do this just so it's nice and slow. Though there are multiple other methods I would use- this one is interesting though. You could also inject bleach into them; but it has to be the right amount for it to actually be toxic. Etc etc etc... The list goes on.
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Make them read all of the replies here >:)
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Death by Paper Clip Run over by a train Falling from a great height (internal monologue included) Slipped on an icy patch Strangled when a tie gets caught in a paper shredder Drowning in any liquid (beer included!) Getting Rick Rolled too many times. Crushed by a stack of library books Starvation during a marathon game of Risk Tornado Sharknado Volcanado (Be prepared) Extreme Sunburn Extreme frostbite Infected animal attack Infected person attack Zombies! Any predatory animal Any non-predatory animal (Nothing says death like being killed by Koalas) Arrow Pincushion Ak-47 Pincushion Electric Shock from an Electric Toothbrush (A friend’s greatest fear) Being bored to death Ghost attack! Car accident with toy cars Bar Fight Dog Fight Cat fight Fight Club Vat of Acid Vat of Chocolate Drug overdose Earthquake! Red Wedding – Might want to change the name…. Execution by Plasma Gun Gnome assassin Ninja Power rangers! Snowball ambush Cannonball volley Crushed by the forces of Magic! Special mushrooms Hug-o-war Ants in the Pants, Ants in the eyes! Alien Abduction Branded as a Heretic and burned at the stake Caught by cannibals and burned as a steak. Ignoring surroundings in a jungle Paper plane of death Ignoring surroundings in your car Ignoring surroundings at your compu…… Share this: 2Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)9Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)
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1 RespuestaLock them in a room hooked up to an I.V., with 2 cups of rice and 4 bottles of water. There is a loaded gun behind an electronically locked door. The door is only unlocked by beating Superman 64, and E.T. 100 times each as well as scoring 1,000 straight points in pong in which the joystick has been replaced by a jagged rusty nail covered in salt. Well then? Take your pick: starve or bullet.
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1 RespuestaStrip the flesh, salt the wound!
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I'd take crota and pull him into mortal combat so I can FÜCK HIM LIKE HE FÜCKS ME!
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[url=http://youtu.be/yK1JRtoBY3Y]Chin Chin has my back[/url]
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4 RespuestasHell, this'll be fun. First, best the crap out of him, and then tie him up and throw in my basement, and force him to eat a pile of meat from his dead family, which he doesn't know and reveal it later via video recording, and I force him to cut his penis and tows off, and then sew them in the wrong sockets using extremely rusty needles. Then, hire a few women that are into using strap ons and whips to ruin his dignity. When the women are finished, I will slow break every bone in his body except for neck and ribs. I'd then rip off his limbs by force, and all his teeth. While he bleeds, I'll seal the wounds, make him eat his genitals I made him cut off earlier, then, have a pack of cannables slowly eat the rest of him while he is alive.
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*unchanes Goro* ...
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Goro's alternate fatality from mortal kombat x
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I would use the power of just my mind to suck them into a void where I am in complete control. I would be then build a house of cards only to knock it over. Infuriated papillons will bark as the vuvuzelas trumpet for the Queen Of Heart's arrival as she spawns from the card. My enemy has a hamburger. The Queen shouts "Off with their heads!" and so the Jack of Spades distorts reality only to have your enemies' limbs disappear, yet their heads stay attached. The Queen is infuriated. I switch from first to third person. They have a hamburger. Suddenly, all of reality shatters. Zoom out the screen to show a broken phone screen in your right hand where the initial screen was before zooming out. And in your left hand: a hamburger. You know now that you are the only one left in existence. The Great Papillon looks down on you, knowing you have won the game of chess. You have a hamburger.
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#Hostel
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Fill room with steam. Throw 'em in. Let them breath it in a bit. Rapidly cool room to < 0 °C. Boom.
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I don't have enemies, I just have victims.
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Swear eternal vengeance right to his face. Then after a period, apologize and become his friend and eventual best friend. Then, when he's dying of old age in some nursing home, right before he flat lines, I lean in and whisper [spoiler]jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams[/spoiler]
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Hook him up to an IV. Then lock him in a brazen bull. Give him two buttons. He has to press both, or the bull kills him with fire. Button One injects the IV's contents, which is gasoline, into his bloodstream. Button Two heats the bull slowly until it hits 200°F. Either he presses neither, and is incinerated by fire, or presses both (in any order) and the heat lights the gasoline, causing him to explode.
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Editado por The Merchant: 4/19/2015 2:36:47 AMDeath is a mercy, in my opinion it's much more satisfying to make their life a living hell, to drag out their miserable existence till they breathe their last breath Some may say this will lead them to haunt me later in life, their damn fault for becoming my enemy, should've been nicer
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Drop an anvil on em' from a high cliff in Nevada XD
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Editado por jahuhu10: 4/19/2015 2:35:33 AMHahahahahahahahahahah I won't kill them... It all started in 2004 scientists found a way to chemically induce pain... How much till a person breaks??
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2 RespuestasIs that dan from NerdCubed?
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Day 1:Tie them up in a bath tub, then paper cuts, lots of em, everywhere. Then shove a pinecone up his are and fill the tub with lemon juice. After a little while if start whacking him with a belt because I could. Then I'd spray liquid ass and barf spray in the room and let the poor sap marinate over night. Day 2: Paint balls to the nuts and stomach for a wake up call. Then I'd drain the tub and refill it with cottage cheese and mayonnaise. Then I'd start a non stop playlist of JB and 1d for him to listen to for the rest of the day. Day 3: Use a hammer and put a nail through his hands, feet, elbows and knees. Then cut the ropes with a knife and watch him as he trys to get out and around covers with cheese and mayo. Then as he lays on his stomach in agony I'd sit on his back and run my knife from the top of his spine down to his are and stab his nuts, letting him bleeds out from there.
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1 RespuestaYou people disturb me
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Garden sheers. Cut the clavicles in half. And let them [i][b]suffer.[/b][/i] [spoiler]Pretty -blam!-ed up, right?[/spoiler]
