Here's how:
So there's this kid on my bus. I don't know his name, but I'd recognize him from a mile away. You see, just looking at this kid gave me a headache, his scent (like burning tires) gives me a headache, his annoying voice gives me a headache. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM gives me a headache. It's not a little headache either, it's like a migraine. I asked him politely to not sit next to me and he said "OK." Two days later, I was rehearsing with in Orchestra and one of the office assistants came into the room and handed the orchestra director a pink slip of paper. She says gravely, "This is for you." and hands it to me. I take the slip of paper and on it is scribbled, "Report to the principle's office at once." I immediately knew what had happened. I went down to the principle's office and sure enough, one of the seats, sat the principal, and in the other, sat that kid on the bus that I can't stand. The principal told me to have a seat, and I obliged. He then asked why I wouldn't let that kid sit next to me on the bus. I told him the same thing I told you. "Everything about him gives me a headache, he smells like burning tires, and his voice is extremely annoying." The principal was clearly taken aback at my sheer honesty. The little brat then said, "That's racist! I only smell like this because of my traditional Indian home!" The principal then said, "I actually find your fragrance quite nice." He then turned towards me and said I would be suspended for trying to separate Indians from Whites on the bus or something like that, I then tell him that the guy I prefer to sit next to happens to be Indian. He sends out an office assistant to go get Thomas (That's the guy, obviously.) and five minutes later Thomas walks in. The principal gives Thomas a run down and the moment Thomas heard I might get suspended he flashes a huge grin. He then says, "Actually I'm not Indian, I was born in Philadelphia." Then he followed with, "Also their have been various cases of Adam (Me) making fun of me because of my race. I think you should suspend him." All of his statements were lies. He told me before when I was talking about my hometown of New York that he was born in India. I've never made fun of someone for their race simply because I see Thomas and my other friends do it [i]all the time.[/i] I think maybe I should find new friends, [b]and I'm not saying this because he's Indian![/b]
TL;DR - I told an Indian kid on the bus not to sit next to me because he gave me a headache, and got suspended because my friend is a complete asshole.
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3 RespuestasScent of india: curry and goat semen
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10 RespuestasHe's a bitch for telling on you, and you're a bitch for not dealing with a short bus ride next to a kid.
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Editado por Spartan 22O: 11/27/2015 11:49:20 PMLet me guess, I riot ensued? [spoiler]Oh I forgot those are only for black people.[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaLol i love Australia. Casual racism is automatically dismissed.
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1 RespuestaI remember taking a trip to a museum in like 3rd grade and afterwards we went to McDonald's and there was graffiti on our table and I looked at the table, looked up at my teacher and said with the most serious tone "I bet brown people did this." She laughed it off and said don't say that to anybody as I share it on the Internet. Lmfaooo
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Your principal is a pedophile lol.
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1 Respuesta[quote]I actually find your fragrance quite nice[/quote] ummmmmmm........
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6 RespuestasAnyone thats spent time in india or around indians knows the smell. And its -blam!-ing disgusting.
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Editado por Dunbrack Rooney: 11/27/2015 3:02:28 PMThrown under the f*cking bus. [spoiler]bit ironic actually[/spoiler]
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[i]Should have stated your case better. At the very least had your parents/guardians talk to the principal who is trying too hard to be PC Principal.[/i]
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I totally agree with you the school is stupid and if I were you I'd give your friend a good punch in the face
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22 RespuestasEditado por THUNDERCHILD: 11/25/2015 11:10:35 PMyour parents could have taken the time to teach you to be more tolerant of fellow human beings. you are a bit racist and need some work. its too bad you weren't raised better, but at least your school is responsible enough to hold you accountable for your bigoted actions and try to right your parents wrongs. learn a lesson and move on.
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Should've said you're jewish
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Half these responses are from fμcking half-wits
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Lol ur friend Rekt you hard.
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13 RespuestasWas he trying to give you tech support
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Editado por VeIkro: 11/26/2015 6:37:06 PMWow this is just wrong. I mean, i would have went another way about it, personally. There are times to be straightforward and times to make something up. That was a time for the latter. Plus, you're friend sounds like a total ass and not a friend at all. Look for some new people to hang out with.
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I got suspended for racism too... Up Top! *raises hand for high five*
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Did the same thing in grade school. Little fgt walked up to me and asked me if I liked Mexican food and I told them no cuz it gives me gas. Since the kids Mexican they go and tell the the principal I was being racist. Mexican principals is like "WHAAAAAAAAAAT" made Mexican kid go outside and she started cussing me out. After 30 minutes bitch finally suspended me and sent me home. Parents took me to a movie and we got ice cream. After I got back we had a new principal. [spoiler][i]but the new one was black...[/i][/spoiler]
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You my friend are another victim of political correctness gone mad. You weren't racist in the slightest as your problem wasn't with his race but his personal hygiene.
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i honestly thought the title said ' i got suspended from prison'. i was like wait wut?
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The principal slowly smells the indian kid
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8 RespuestasGood on you buddy. White Power!
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Why can't this dumbass kid sit somewhere else, i mean it is god damn bus this kid is bitch. I got headache from lack of humanity this kids possess.
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