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1/15/2012 12:30:44 AM
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guide to sucking yourself off.
i know for a fact that many men secretly want to their own penor.
well i was one of those men. WAS. i warn you my experiance wasnt very fun but if you want some help read the guide below.
first of all having a big penor helps, to make it bigger -blam!-e until your about to climax, it will then be as big as it can get.
second, put your hands under your knees and pull so your pulling your lips toward your -blam!- tip, keep trying to lick the tip and do this for about a week until your can rub the tip with your lips.
finaly, lay on your back about 2 feet or so away from a wall and lif your knees above your head to your penor is above your head. now lift your head or push down more or do whatever you can to get it cloer to your mouth. if you are struggling you may be too close to the wall so try moving further back. once you can fit the head in your mouth your done.
this experiance is very traumatizing, shamefull and above all risky. you will most likely not be happy with end results but if you have ever wondered then be my guest.
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very helpful thank you!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cage Darkness In my opinion doing that seems more like you're giving a -blam!- more than actually receiving one, ya know[/quote]Interestingly enough you probably don't think the same thing about using your hand. Having an open mind helps.
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Been there, done that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cage Darkness In my opinion doing that seems more like you're giving a -blam!- more than actually receiving one, ya know[/quote] well that one of the reasons i dont realy like it that much.
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In my opinion doing that seems more like you're giving a -blam!- more than actually receiving one, ya know
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OP, you are a saint. I followed your guide and within seconds I was sucking myself off. PRAISE OP!
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wow this is so weird, turns out its pretty rare that someone has the ability so suck their own penor :/.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] samissleman17 I've tried. I've come to the conclusion that it's improbable unless you cut your lower rib.[/quote]i have also tried it and found it pretty tricky. yeah it'd only really work properly if i had a huge dick or half of my ribs were not there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SirSpleen Either you're flexible enough, or you aren't. Most people aren't.[/quote] im truthfully not very flexible but i might have a slipped disk. i know im supposed to be the proffesional in this thread but im not sure if that helps or not.[/quote] If I were flexible enough, I would definitely have tried it, and whatever they may say that goes for most guys. But I'm nowhere near that flexible.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SirSpleen Either you're flexible enough, or you aren't. Most people aren't.[/quote] im truthfully not very flexible but i might have a slipped disk. i know im supposed to be the proffesional in this thread but im not sure if that helps or not.
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*thread saved* Thanks, OP. I'll try this some time.
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I wont risk my neck for this..
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Either you're flexible enough, or you aren't. Most people aren't.
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Its already been proven that some people cannot physically extend their bodies into that position.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr8_Zp5wXIU&feature=g-all-f&context=G23be52dFAAAAAAAAMAA]...What?[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega WHAT THE -blam!- DID I JUST READ?!? >.< [/quote]This indeed! O_O
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This thread..... All of my wat
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] samissleman17 I've tried. I've come to the conclusion that it's improbable unless you cut your lower rib.[/quote] if your struggling try practising on the laid back position first.
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There'es an easier way to do it. I would link but may be against rules. Shut up, I was bored when I searched it up. :p
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SH4D0W0733 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with the flood... and then something like this is posted :)[/quote] I can't read your coup. Please change the font or background color.
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don't even know how to respond to this thread
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I've tried. I've come to the conclusion that it's improbable unless you cut your lower rib.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dratron I must admit, I'm tempted to try. But that sounds like way too much effort, I think my hands will do just fine for now.[/quote] smart, you are.
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I must admit, I'm tempted to try. But that sounds like way too much effort, I think my hands will do just fine for now.
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Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with the flood... and then something like this is posted :)
