[url=http://omegle.com/]This is Omegle[/url]
Rules are simple, first person will say "Wonderful Weather, Isn't it?" and the response will be "It is, but I always bring an umbrella" You do this until you find a fellow floodian! Maybe even more if you want! Just post the username of the floodian you found or... if you have any interesting conversations with the creepers of Omegle, Post them up for the Lolz!
GOGOGO!!
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AUHSOJ NEDROM
Nice Captain America reference[/quote]
Finally someone got it!
Other things you can say recommended by the community:
Porch; Day
What is love?; Baby Don't hurt me
[Edited on 07.26.2011 9:40 PM PDT]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: porch Stranger: HELLL Stranger: IM A SCOT AND IM GONNER EAT YOU Stranger: SO GET IN MY BELLY You: NO! iT'S A ZOMBIE You: *LOADS A SHOTGUN* You: *BAM!* You: BAM! Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CRACK Stranger: IM SELLIN IT ONLINE You: THOUGHT YOU COULD TRICK ME WITH THAT DISGUISE You: I'm sorry..I couldn't help it Stranger: HAHA Stranger: ARE YOU A LAD OR LAS You: http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63713681&postRepeater1-p=1 You: go here.. You: ZOMBIE! Stranger: ANSWEAR MY QUESTION FIRST You: WHY SHOULD I? You: ANSWEAR? Stranger: BECAUSE IF IM DOIN SOMET FOR YOU ASNEAR IT You: I THINK YOU MEANT ANSWER Stranger: ANSWEAR Stranger: YES I DID Stranger: SO ANSWEAR IT You: YELLING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER Stranger: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE MY UNBORN BABY You: IF WE YELL ANY LONGER I THINK THE POLICE WILL HEAR US! You: SCREAMING! Stranger: HAHA IM SCOT I CANT HELP IT You: NO YOU'RE A ZOMBIE! Stranger: ARE YOU A AMERICAN You: AN AMERICAN* Stranger: YEA You: WHAT IF I SAID NO? You: O.O Stranger: THEN I WOULDENT MIND WHICH You: SO WHY ASK? Stranger: SO I CAN KNOW You: YOU SCARE ME ZOMBIE Stranger: YOU WONT GET ANYWHERE WITH THAT ATTITIUDE Your conversational partner has disconnected. ~~~ No clue what I just did.
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I didn't find a floodian, but I had a conversation that's too odd not to share, IMO. ------ Stranger: I want to -blam!- my 7-year-old sister. Any advice on how to do it? You: -blam!-. Stranger: That's not what I meant lol You: lol Stranger: I mean how to I get her to agree to it? You: Chloroform. You: :P Stranger: ...are you seriously suggesting I -blam!- her? You: NO. Jeez I was hoping you were joking as well. Stranger: I'm not :-/ You: D: Stranger: I'm glad you were, though xD You: Well. You: uh You: How old are YOU? Stranger: 20 You: :S You: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh You: Well then Stranger: ? You: I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Stranger: So's -blam!- marriage Stranger: Some laws are stupid You: But she's 7. She isn't even old enough to get periods yet..... Stranger: Exactly, so there's less risk You: :I Stranger: Am I wrong? You: Well I usually go by "to each their own". I mean hell, I once went through a phase where I *liked* a cartoon pony. But this just seems sooooooooooooooo wrong. Stranger: Why, though? Stranger: I mean, maybe we just have different definitions of "wrong" Stranger: For me, if something doesn't hurt anyone, it can't be wrong You: She's 7. A 7 year old should not be having sex. Especially with her brother. Who's 20 years old. Stranger: But if she's the one asking for it, then she wants it. And if we both want it...who's getting hurt? You: If you want to get her to WANT it, then it's your job to convince her. Don't get me involved -________- You: At this point I'm unsure if you're trolling me, or are serious. Stranger: Well, I was just looking for a little advice Stranger: I'm serious Stranger: But I won't force you to give me advice lol You: Ummm, then I guess this is good bye? Good luck on your... quest? Idk. If I were you though I'd try to get out of it and start wanting to -blam!- chicks your own age. Look at some -blam!- then fap, that should fix ya right up. :P Stranger: Haha, I have a gf xD Stranger: I just figured why not -blam!- two hot people instead of just one? You: So you'd cheat on your gf... with your sister, who's a minor........... Stranger: Not cheating Stranger: I already spoke to my gf about this Stranger: She said she'd be okay with it if I can manage to convince my sis Stranger: Which is the part I'm struggling with lol You: Please tell me you're trolling. Stranger: No :-/ You: ....Good bye. lol Stranger: OK, then Stranger: Bye, I guess ------ :-/
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dropshotftw what is with everyone on omegle with asl.......[/quote]Thats all I get.
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what is with everyone on omegle with asl.......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A shmexy hamster Loolloloololollo I found myself on my laptop.[/quote] I lol'd
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Loolloloololollo I found myself on my laptop.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wonderful weather, isnt it? Stranger: Oh, why yes, yes it is. You: Oh really? You: You bet money on that? Stranger: No, but I'll bet my cat. You: Dem fighting words sir! You: *punches you in the face* Stranger: Come at me bro! You: *kicks you in the balls* You: you like that?? You: *kicks your ribs* Stranger: jokes on you, I don't have balls. You: Balls of steel? Stranger: *files police report Stranger: No balls at all. You: God -blam!- dammit!! You: well then what did i just kick? Stranger: My cat... I keep it in my pants. Stranger: Its dead now, jerk. You: you know what??!!?! *Pulls out shot gun* You: *shoots ur -blam!- head off* You: -blam!- ass.. Stranger: *Cat comes to life and pisses on you. You: teaches you to go furry on ur CAT!! You have disconnected.
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There are some real creepers on here. You: What is love Stranger: asl You: God DAMNIT! Stranger: love is -blam!- You: You are wrong because love is a deep emotion of the heart. While -blam!- desires are a different thing. You see the way society is today we get confused with love and sex. Stranger: A handsome,hot ,horny and sexy male is here having perfect muscles You: The media today has just made sex a thing that makes you a man or if you're a women a whore.The media has just skewed are view of it. You see love and sex are 2 different things, but they can go together. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: porch Stranger: lamp You: FAILURE ZOMBIE You: I SEE THROUGH YOUR DIGUISE You: *PULLS OUT SHOTTY GUN* You: *BAM* You: *BAM BAM* You: *PULLS OUT MACHETE* Stranger: Hahaha! OH NO! I THOUGHT MY GUISE WAS SO PERFECTLY You: OH LAWRDY You: WHO WILL HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE Stranger: *PULLS OUT CROSSBOW* Stranger: NOT THIS ZOMBIE You: *NUKES FROM ORBIT* You: *KILLS WITH FIRE* You: AND THE DAY WAS SAVED You: THANKS TO THE POWER PUFF GIRLS
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AUHSOJ NEDROM Nice Captain America reference[/quote]
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Nice Captain America reference
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H3CustomFinder I like the old one, where you said porch and they would say day back. You should add all these different ones to the Op so people know what they are. [/quote] Do that, but like I said, give supplies to those who know, kill the zombies who fall for the trick.
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I like the old one, where you said porch and they would say day back. You should add all these different ones to the Op so people know what they are.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud Games on the forums are against the rules. . .[/quote] Last time I checked, no they aren't. Are they?[/quote]I got banned by Disembodied Soul once and he left me a message saying forum games are against the rules.[/quote] Disembodied isn't a person. And this isn't a forum game. It is an idea for another site BTW: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Nice weather isnt it Stranger: Heyy asl? Stranger: It is :) You: AGH You: A ZOMBIE You: GET THE SHOTGUN You: *BAM You: *BAM BAM* You: *CHOPS OFF HEAD* You: *NUKES FROM ORBIT* Stranger: Lol your a funny one :D You: *KILLS WITH FIRE* You: Goodbye! You: ZOMBIE >:D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud Games on the forums are against the rules. . .[/quote] Last time I checked, no they aren't. Are they?[/quote]I got banned by Disembodied Soul once and he left me a message saying forum games are against the rules.[/quote] When was this?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 what ever happened to saying "porch" and responding with "day?"[/quote] Compromised.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud Games on the forums are against the rules. . .[/quote] Last time I checked, no they aren't. Are they?[/quote]I got banned by Disembodied Soul once and he left me a message saying forum games are against the rules.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 what ever happened to saying "porch" and responding with "day?"[/quote] Cant believe you still remember that lol
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Keep it as asking the weather. If the Flood reply "It is, but I always bring an umbrella", then give him ammo and supplies because there is a zombie invasion going on. If the person is confused, then it is a zombie, and you must kill it.
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what ever happened to saying "porch" and responding with "day?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Little Bud Games on the forums are against the rules. . .[/quote] Last time I checked, no they aren't. Are they?
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Stranger: hi asl? You: wonderful weather isnt it? You: ARGH!! You have disconnected. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer Lets make it something easier like what is love? the reply being baby dont hurt me. [/quote] And alternatively, this can be used aswell, though ill keep using mine, so if you see that, you found me! :D
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Games on the forums are against the rules. . .
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Lets make it something easier like what is love? the reply being baby dont hurt me.
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Challenge Accepted.