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1/13/2021 6:20:44 AM
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You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
Source: “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
That is why Sheogorath gets all the ladies. He got the cheese.
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#Offtopic
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Any specific cheese here. Like do all cheeses work well or do some have a higher success rate. Do you get bonus points for making it into a grilled cheese.
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5 Replieshttps://www.instagram.com/p/CKAM9utlJtJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link cHEZe
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Edited by Breach: 1/15/2021 1:38:14 AMWhy give her cheese when you got CAKE 🎂 ??? Boy who am I kidding? Man has the whole damn bakery 😂😂😂.
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Personally, I've found the most success with Parmigiano-Reggiano, and least success with Fort Chedar. Not sure why. Might require further investigation.
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4 RepliesYou know, the worlds oldest cheese was found growing in the foreskin of an embalmed pharaoh. Your welcome for this information, do with it what you will.
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I prefer my womens to cut the cheese.
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Does it matter what quality the cheese is? I’m trying to summon a demon and I need to lure a virgin to her grizzly death, but I’m not sure my budget can stretch beyond string cheese.
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3 RepliesYou may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese, but you will steal her heart by giving her a piece of chocolate
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That explains a lot when it comes to Skaven now that I think about it
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2 RepliesA man cannot give to a girl that which she does not ask for.
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I is cheese addict, but it never assisted with girls, nor did handing them slices of cheese... [spoiler]CHEESE IS AMAZING!!![/spoiler]
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13 RepliesWhat about Swiss cheese
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*brings you a cheese platter* Would you like cheddar, gouda, pepper jack, fumunda, provolone, or head cheese?
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Is fascinate a good or bad thing in this manner? Asking for a friend. [spoiler]Hecking Spitifres [/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]Source: “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen. That is why Sheogorath gets all the ladies. He got the cheese.[/quote] [i]Tell me more[/i] 🤔
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2 RepliesHuh, I assumed it was because he bribed people with the Wabbajack
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6 RepliesThat topic title gets 10x more amusing if you read it in James May's voice
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1 ReplyWhat type of cheese?
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noted. [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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Edited by EL: 1/13/2021 3:17:19 PMWell indeed the curdled breast milk of other animals is interesting.
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1 ReplyHmmm...I wonder if cheesy pick-up lines are covered by this nugget of Wiccan wisdom. 🤔
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Edited by ImaDrizzit: 1/13/2021 2:47:13 PMOh yes,[i][b][url=https://images.app.goo.gl/2cBaWgkd8jxEmRC56] cheese[/url]![/b][/i]Cheese is good, master likes cheese, it’s delicate buttery texture, or piquant and [u]smokey taste.[/u]To gaze upon cheese is to see the most [u]pulchritudinous[/u] of foods! Good for eating, eating with fork especially. You [u]could [/u]do a knife but I prefer fork. Have you seen my fork, It hath been lost to me. Took it from [b]big[/b] head I did, told me to stab [b]big[/b] netch he did. Oh woe is me, woe, [b]woe![/b] I can’t find my fork, [b]big[/b] head gonna be mad, master gonna be mad. Fork makes me [i]horripilate,[/i]my hairs stand on edge its presence. have you seen my fork?
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1 ReplyHow else do you think Wallace gets all the ladies? He’s got that [i][b]Cheese[/b][/i]
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What about aged Cheddar with Irish Liquor in the mix?That stuff’s great.
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10 RepliesAdmittedly, if it's cheesecake. You'll have my attention. (≧∇≦*)
