Easy, we made a cookie for Riven in our easy bake oven, Riven was over joyed and feeling generous gave us cheese in return. Although it didn't look like cheese, or smell like cheese, or even taste like... eww what the hell!?

It's an ingredient Eva Lavante has you combine with Fallen Flour and Cabal Pepperoni in your enchanted Oven or whatever during the Dawning as part of... you guessed it... a boring bounty chore grind. You then deliver the pizza's all over the solar system because Uber Eats doesn't go that far.

It’s a cheesy strategy to defeat riven. You may want to look it up. This is the basics of it: Make sure everyone has a sword Start the riven encounter Your whole team goes to the crystal side Stand against the back wall and it will say “joining allies”, then you will be teleported back to the start Wait and listen for the sound of riven appearing on either the crystal or tree side Go to the opposite side of where you heard the sound from When you get to the riven area, kill all the enemies When riven appears, place a well of radiance and ward of dawn Everyone uses light attacks on riven with their sword If you don’t manage to kill riven the first time, have one person switch to tractor cannon When riven dies, complete the ascendant jumping puzzle and grab the orb at the end Finish off riven with your swords Go inside riven’s mouth and destroy the heart Now you’ve completed the riven cheese. Look it up for a more detailed description.

You beat the crap out of her foot with swords and bypass 30 minutes of mechanics just so you can be disappointed by bad 1K Voices RNG. Again.

A 1,000 year aged cheddar that has been corrupted by taken neutrino particles