I got Kicked out of Mcdonalds once for wearing a clown costume I didn't wash for 15 days. I just kept chilling on the bench inside greeting people as they came in, taking them to their tables.
I took food orders like a boss and even served them wine, when my manager Stephen (he is 19) told me to go or they would call the cops as alcohol is not allowed on the premises.
I told him incorrect, I have a liquor license!
(which I happen to have on my at the time, because I worked at a liquor store before they fired me for jacking off to security tapes)
he asked me how I got the alcohol in in the first place so I told him, I make it in the toilet! its Toilet wine! I use some Ketchup, Mountain dew, 3 bags of old raisons, some yeast and an a Mc'Donalds Salad for more Sugar. I told him its easy to hide though, because I stuck a "out of Service" sticker on the door and the smell of fermentation is convincing enough to others, that someone left a shit in there the size of Micheal Jordans shoe.
he called the cops immediately and I told him that would not go down well with me as I am on parole and I am really trying to keep this job. He then shouted at me, very rudely I must say that
"I DONT F*CKING WORK THERE - and, this hit me I AM CREEPING OUT PEOPLE"
I just shook my head as I drank the last bit of Toile Mchan de Pap, and told him I QUIT!
he kept shouting
"SEEK HELP DUDE YOU DONT F*CKING WORK HERE! AND WASH THE KETCHUP OUT OF THE CLOWN SUIT!., WHERE THE F*CK DID YOU EVEN GET THE CLOWN SUIT?"
I Lost my nerve and I spoke back to him for the first time in my 4 years I have not been working there
"for your Information MR Stephen it is BLOOD not KETCHUP!, and I got it from an old drinking buddy at his funeral!"
Great, now I have to cancel my Health Insurance.
I find it funny that so many people read the title, clicked on the post, read the rest of it that wasn’t included in the title, typed up a response, and clicked post only to say that no one cares. It’s just like?????
Redeemed? I’m not familiar with whatever that is.
I read where some dude was kicked out of a clan called Redeem though. Probably unrelated but I thought I’d mention it.
LOLz, seriously who? Is this person important? Did this person get Cosby’ed or something? Was this another person who came out to accuse that new Supreme Court Judge? Or was it another person that accusing another person of some and joining that #metoo movement?
Actually, idgaf....
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