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[spoiler]The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, on the morning of December 7, 1941 (December 8 in Japan). The attack led to the United States' entry into World War II. The attack was intended as a preventive action in order to keep the U.S. Pacific Fleet from interfering with military actions the Empire of Japan was planning in Southeast Asia against overseas territories of the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and the United States. There were simultaneous Japanese attacks on the U.S.-held Philippines and on the British Empire in Malaya, Singapore, and Hong Kong. The attack came as a profound shock to the American people and led directly to the American entry into World War II in both the Pacific and European theaters. The following day, December 8, the United States declared war on Japan. Domestic support for non-interventionism, which had been strong, disappeared. Clandestine support of Britain (e.g., the Neutrality Patrol) was replaced by active alliance. Subsequent operations by the U.S. prompted Germany and Italy to declare war on the U.S. on December 11, which was reciprocated by the U.S. the same day.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Sigma Whale: 8/25/2017 1:10:58 PMWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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1 ReplyThere was a crazy French baker that made an evil muffin, with a penny inside, then he went back in time and gave to George Washington, who broke his wooden teeth on the penny, and had to cut down another cherry tree to make a new pair, the cherry tree fell directly on a faultline, triggering an earthquake that loosened the dirt, so that when, hundreds of years later, a mailman fell through the hole and discovered a lost civilization, and he made the cover of TIME magazine, which was delivered to the doorstep of Gary Coleman, who took it with him to read while he was on security guard duty, distracting him from a thief who stole a pen that had belonged to Richard Nixon, which he sold on eBay to the governor of Alabama, who tried to sign aÂ*newÂ*lawÂ*with it, but it put a big ink blot on the paper, making it look like it said to shave your cats, which made the cats very cold, and a guy made a fortune selling cat sweaters, and he took a trip to Italy where he played golf with the mutant tree frog, and they became best friends and the tree frog wrote a book based off of his life, and it became a bestseller, and then it was made into a movie, and all the tickets were sold in three hours, and a guy tried to get into the theater with a ticket he bought from a scalper, but they arrested him because it was fake, and he was sent to jail where he met a celebrity, who got him a role in a new TV show, which scyrocketed in the ratings, and the theme song gets put into every jukebox, which gets stuck in somebody's head, and they hum it while they're driving, and they accidentally rear-end Donald Trump, which puts him in a bad mood so he fires somebody on The Apprentice for no good reason, and the fired guy starts his own robotics company, but a glitch causes the robots to rebel and now they're going to invade Canada!
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1 Replyi have the lyrics to every beatles song saved but it won't let me post it
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1 ReplyIt takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice, and you got Too many cooks, too many cooks Too many cooks, too many cooks Too many cooks, too many cooks Too many cooks, too many Takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and you and him and her and the baby too Too many cooks it's true They saying goes it'll spoil the broth Honey I think that's not true Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth But they fill our hearts with so much so much Love Too many cooks A family is like a soup Everyone adds an extra scoop Mix an ounce of smile so sweet A dash of cool to add the heat, and you got Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many It takes a lot to make a stew Especially when it's me and you And him and Steve from corporate too Too many cooks it's true The saying goes it'll spoil the broth Honey I think that's not true Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth But they fill our hearts with so much so much love (soo much love) Fill our hearts with love (with love) Too many cooks Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, Takes a lot to make a stew I couldn't face these streets without you A dash of crime to add some spice The city's like a pressure cooker turned up to high (too many cooks) Some people say it'll spoil the broth But that's not the american way--too many cooks Too many cooks will serve a helping of freedom And resist the forces of evil (too many cooks) (too many cooks) It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice, and you got Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, too many Takes a lot to make a stew Especially when it's me and you And him and her and baby too Too many cooks it's true Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many. (too many cooks) (too many cooks) It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice, and you got. Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many It takes a lot to make a stew When it's made of me and you And him and her and the baby too Too many cooks it's true This is the story of C.O.O.K.S Cybernetic, Operational, Optimized, Knights of Science Defending humanity against Beast Rebels Of The Hellscape When it comes to the future You can never have, too many COOKS (too many cooks) (too many cooks) (too many cooks) You can't talk that way, that's your sister That's a fine how do ya do, laughtrack Oh look at the neighbors, I'm not gonna fit in here, haha This is the worst case of intronitus I've ever seen You can ever hear the theme music And the thing is, we have no idea how contagious this strain is Now look. Make a stew A pinch of salt and and laughter too, (no) Scoup of kids to add the spice (no) A dash of love to make it nice (kill me) and you got Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, (KILL ME) Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks, To make a stew, Especially when it's me and you, fill our hearts With so much love Too many cooks Too many cooks, too many cooks, (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Too many cooks, too many cooks, (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Too many cooks, too many cooks, (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Too many cooks, too many-- (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Takes a lot to make a stew (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Especially when it's me and you (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) And him and her and baby too (Too many cooks, too many cooks,) Too many cooks it's true Takes a lot to make a stew Especially when it's me and you Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth But they fill our hearts with so much so much love Fill our hearts with love (so much love) Fill our hearts with love (too many cooks) Fill our hearts with love Honey I'm home/Too many cooks Too many cooks, too many cooks, Too many cooks, too many cooks,
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FEAR ME FOR I AM Dave DESTROYER OF WORLDS CONQUER OF GALAXIES CREATOR OF THE MIGHTY SPACE TWINKIE
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1 ReplyHave you ever heard the Tragedy of Hillary Clinton the Wise? It's a Political legend. Hillary Clinton was a Nasty Woman of the Liberals so powerful and so wise, she could use the Media to influence the minds of people to create...Voter fraud. She had such a knowledge of the Liberal Agenda, she could even keep the ones she cared about...from losing. She became so powerful, the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power...which, eventually of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Donald Trump everything she knew. Then Donald Trump beat her in the election. Ironic. She could save others from losing...but not herself.
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Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
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1 ReplyGAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS
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Somewhere out in space There is a place Where I can do what I want to And all at my own pace Somewhere out of time I hope I’ll find A place where I can just unwind And work on my own mind Oh send me a signal Oh give me a prayer I just need to know That there’s some spot out there Where I could be me And you could be you And we could be we How great it would be No more of these murders We could just disagree No Biggies and Tupacs No Kurt and Courtneys Where I could be me And you could be you And we could be we How great it would be
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I am Paul. And I see it all. Whether it shrouded in darkness or scorched by the light of the sun, I will observe it all with an attention to detail thought only to dwell within they eyes of god, and god alone. I am the shadow in the corner of your room when you are trying to sleep. I abduct aliens. I AM JACK SKELLINGTON. I AM THE KING OF THE MOTHERFÛCKING PUMPKIN PATCH BITCH. YOU THINK YOU CAN FÛCK WITH ME?! I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR EMPIRE IN A BLAZE OF BIBLICAL GLORY, AND PISS ON THE ASHES OF MY CIGARETTE, BECAUSE YOU ARENT EVEN WORTH MY TIME ANYMORE
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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1 ReplyWith a wave of my finger and a flick of my dick, one zap from me will kill you quick. So get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now, I've got to go.
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The War of 1812 was a military conflict that lasted from June 1812 to February 1815, fought between the United States of America and the United Kingdom, its North American colonies, and its Native American allies. Historians in the United States and Canada see it as a war in its own right, but the British often see it as a minor theatre of the Napoleonic Wars. By the war's end in early 1815, the key issues had been resolved and peace returned with no boundary changes. The United States declared war for several reasons, including trade restrictions brought about by the British war with France, the impressment of as many as 10,000 American merchant sailors into the Royal Navy,[5] British support for Native American tribes fighting European American settlers on the frontier, outrage over insults to national honor during the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, and interest in the United States in expanding its borders west.[6] The British government, which felt it had done everything in its power to try to avert the war, were dismayed by the American declaration, and believed it to have been an opportunistic ploy by President Madison to annex Canada while Britain was fighting a ruinous war with France.[7] [8] The view was shared in much of New England and for that reason the war was widely referred to there as Mr Madison’s War. As a result, the primary British war goal was to defend their North American colonies. The war was fought in three theatres. First, at sea, warships and privateers of each side attacked the other's merchant ships, while the British blockaded the Atlantic coast of the United States and mounted large raids in the later stages of the war. Second, land and naval battles were fought on the U.S.–Canadian frontier. Third, large-scale battles were fought in the Southern United States and Gulf Coast. At the end of the war, both sides signed and ratified the Treaty of Ghent and, in accordance with the treaty, returned occupied land, prisoners of war and captured ships (with the exception of warships due to frequent re-commissioning upon capture) to their pre-war owners and resumed friendly trade relations without restriction. With the majority of its land and naval forces tied down in Europe fighting the Napoleonic Wars, the British used a defensive strategy until 1814. Early victories over poorly-led U.S. armies demonstrated that the conquest of the Canadas would prove more difficult than anticipated. Despite this, the U.S. was able to inflict serious defeats on Britain's Native American allies, ending the prospect of an independent Indian confederacy in the Midwest under British sponsorship. U.S. forces took control of Lake Erie in 1813, and seized western parts of Upper Canada, but further American offensives aimed at Montreal failed, and the war also degenerated into a stalemate in Upper Canada by 1814. In April 1814, with the defeat of Napoleon, Britain now had large numbers of spare troops and adopted a more aggressive strategy, launching invasions of the United States; however, an invasion of New York was defeated at Plattsburgh, and a second force, although successfully capturing Washington, was ultimately repulsed during an attack on Baltimore. Both governments were eager for a return to normality and peace negotiations began in Ghent in August 1814. These repulses led Britain to drop demands for a native buffer state and some territorial claims, and peace was finally signed in December 1814, although news failed to arrive before the British suffered a major defeat at New Orleans in January 1815.[9] In the United States, late victories over invading British armies at the battles of Plattsburgh, Baltimore (inspiring the United States national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner") and New Orleans produced a sense of euphoria over a "second war of independence" against Britain.[10][11] This brought an "Era of Good Feelings" in which partisan animosity nearly vanished in the face of strengthened American nationalism. The war was also a major turning point in the development of the U.S. military, with militia being increasingly replaced by a more professional force. The U.S. also acquired permanent ownership of Spain's Mobile District, although Spain was not a belligerent. In Upper and Lower Canada, British and local Canadian militia victories over invading U.S. armies became iconic and promoted the development of a distinct Canadian identity, which included strong loyalty to Britain. Today, particularly in Ontario, memory of the war retains significance, because the defeat of the invasions ensured that the Canadas would remain part of the British Empire, rather than be annexed by the United States. The government of Canada declared a three-year commemoration of the War of 1812 in 2012,[12] intended to offer historical lessons and celebrate 200 years of peace across the border.[13] At the conclusion of the bicentennial commemorations in 2014, a new national War of 1812 Monument was unveiled in Ottawa. Re-enactors (in UK uniforms) fire muskets toward the "Americans" in this annual commemoration of the June 6, 1813 Battle of Stoney Creek The conflict has not been commemorated on nearly the same level in the modern-day United States, though it is still taught as an important part of early American history,[14] and Dolley Madison and Andrew Jackson's respective roles in the war are especially emphasized.[15][16] The war is remembered in Britain primarily as a footnote in the much larger Napoleonic Wars occurring in Europe, which effectively ended in 1815 at the Battle of Waterloo.[17]
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I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man, and my son, "Big Hoss". Everything in here has a story, and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door. My name is Zak Bagans. I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn....Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures. It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee) It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (‘The -blam!- you say, boyee?) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!) It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…) It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!) It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!) It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!) It’s the Nutshack! Hoo-ugh! Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier, Horatio or Horat so beer! Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby! He hates Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’. Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her, But that’s not happenin’, either! Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys and spark this, take a breather. With that reefer in my lungs, I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!) It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!) It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
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Due to extensive research done by the League University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
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the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slow but gets faster after each minute after you hear the signal -BLEEPOOEEP- a single lap should be completed after you hear the should -BEEP- remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound your test is over. the rest will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready. start!
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you Ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
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https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E this is mine
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You are on your own for dinner stuff to make it feel to stay home with a big fan and the only way I could do it but it was the first line on a flux but it was the first line on a computer to do to get the most out of the office today but I don't know if I can get on the road and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday this week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I made an order the same thing I have ever had free air mattress is the app doesn't make any games like a day for a few minutes before it is that too early I don't think it's too long ago so it is luxury hotel in destiny and the ram and the ram was going through it all the notes in destiny and name and a couple days and a couple other places you would have a hard for us when you're coming out to be exactly like destiny 1 with you earlier I don't think so you are aware I am so I made an offer I don't think so you have the power ammo is the game is over at this is what we r doing this morning you have any other ideas and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can
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Edited by Stranger: 8/25/2017 7:41:06 PMYou too have known loss. And that loss torments you still." "You hope hatred... might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out." "Wouldn't you agree?" "We both are demons. Our humanity won't return. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide." "And that is why I will show you my demon." "Follow me, Big Boss!" "Whatever the Navajo told you... it's just one possible solution derived by Cipher. My will is different. I've known you since your time at Langley. I've long been the other side of your coin. 1964, Soviet territory. FOX's first mission. Any mess you made, I was there to clean up. You completed your task - and admirably. The 'information' you returned was far more than enough to fill our pockets. With it, our futures became - more or less - set in stone. And then the major came to me with an idea. 'Washington doesn't know how to spend money,' he said. 'I'd like to... redirect it'. His goal was an organization dedicated solely - covertly - to supporting America. Cipher. You know the rest. To him, it was mourning - the loss of his friend. Or rather, an act of revenge. On the world, but America most of all. "America is a country of liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its citizens live along side others. Their roots are varied. Diverse. America's never been made up of just one people. But he tried to forge a single consciousness. For it, and from it. The idea that every citizen would use free will to unite behind their country... Unilateralism like that can't be entrusted to any one individual. So the major sought a system which used information, words, to control the 'subconscious'. "To unite America and the entire world. The major thought this was his friend's will. But I think he never understood what she wanted. Before he ever walked, or cried - even before he was born - his mother tongue was English. He doesn't know the pain of losing his own language. Not yet. He cannot understand her will. I do. I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, 'It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.' 'Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland.' My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can. "And the 'mother tongue' of all those codes is English. "The word became flesh. The final parasite. "It knows English. An English strain of the vocal cord parasite. "I will exterminate the English language. With this, I'll rid the world of infestation. All men will breathe free again - reclaim their past, present, and future. This is no ethnic cleanser. It is a 'liberator,' to free the world from Zero. Let the world be. Sans lingua franca, the world will be torn asunder. And then, it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain. The world will need a new common tongue. A language of nukes. My Metal Gears shall be the thread by which all countries are bound together, in equality. No words will be needed. Every man will be forced to recognize his neighbor. People will swallow their pain. They will link lost hands. And the world will become one. "This war is peace." Pride, feeds their blackened hearts And the thirst, must be quenched, to fuel hypocrisy Cleansing flames, is the only way to repent Renounce, what made you Words that kill, would you speak them to me With your breath so still, it makes me believe The Sins never die, can't wash this blood off our hands Let the world fear us all, it's just means to an end Our salvation lies, in the Father’s sins Beyond the truth, let me suffer now In my heart I just know that there's no way to light up the dark in his eyes Whoahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOooOOooOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "When the world witnesses Sahelanthropus, the hands of the doomsday clock will roll on, regardless of Zero. "Sahelanthropus will take the first giant step into a brave new world. "It is the bell with which a world - trodden upon by words - declares its independence." We’re headed for the Seychelles… That’s where our new home is now. Hey. That was some operation we had, huh? Nine years ago… Carving out our own world… Making our own future… And they took it away. I’m gonna rebuild it… Make a new place, together. That we can call home. Yeah, we were dogs, alright. Slinking around out of Cipher’s sight. Picking up whatever kind of dirty money we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? Diamond Dogs… Our new home. A phantom of our former selves… Triumph, death… We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all. [A flashback plays from 9 years ago, the attack on Mother Base] ”Snake… Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do. Our new Mother Base. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but I’ll make it bigger… better than before… Boss...” [The helicopter lands at Mother Base] ”Things have changed, Boss. We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge. The world calls for wetwork, and we answer. No greater good, no just cause. Cipher sent us to hell… But we’re going even deeper” [Snake talks] ”I know… I’m already a demon. Heaven’s not my kind of place anyway.” [Kaz resumes] ”Dogs of war, for nine whole years. That ends today. Now you’re not sleeping, and we’re not junkyard hounds... We’re diamond dogs.”[Kaz gets interrupted and laid out on a gurney] [Kaz sits back up] ”We can crush Cipher, Boss. And you can build the army that can do it.” [Snake talks] ”Just one thing, Kaz… This isn’t about the past… We’re fighting for the future.”
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1 ReplyI just -blam!-ing love Rick and Morty, in the way that I -blam!-ing love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and -blam!-ing loving science. I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet. Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more! Yours baconly, Atheist92
