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7/14/2010 3:08:28 AM
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This is better than Omegle...
Mormon.org...observe:
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Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hello?
Agent [Julie] is ready to assist you.
Me: hello?
Agent [Megan] has joined the chat.
Megan: hi
Julie: How are you doing today?
Me: good
Me: But I have a quetion
Megan: ok
Me: I just accidentally John 3:16
Me: is this bad?
Julie: I don't understand what you're saying....
Me: I accidentally it.
Julie: I still don't understand. accidentally what?
Me: John 3:16
Megan: That makes no sense.....
Megan: I dont know what you are asking
Me: Do you need an explanation?
Megan: Yeah that would be great
Me: Well, you see I was sitting on my computer and suddenly...I just accidentally it. I don't know how.
Megan: Accidentally what?
Me: John 3:16
Me: Is this bad?
Megan: Bob, again, we do not know what you are saying...Do you have any questions about the basic beleifs out our church? That is what this site is for/....
Me: Well, I have another question...[/quote]
discuss why trolling chatrooms is so fun...
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Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you. Me: Hi, I have a question. Hayde: Hello, my name is Hayde. Me: Hello (: Me: That's a pretty name :D Agent [Jordana] has joined the chat. Me: So, someone wrote in my bible that Jesus had penile dysfunction :( Is this true? Hayde: thank you Me: You're welcome.<3 Agent [Jordana] has left the chat. The chat session has ended. I win :D I put my name as Choedi Boenuhr. So great xD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperSpartan2222 This was on the Jewish Chat Site. My username was "Hola". "Hola Entered Chat" Hola: Hola Mercedess: Hiya Hola! Hola: Hello Hola: I need help.... Mercedess: What is it that you need help with? Hola:Okay, so me and my friends got really drunk and they convinced me to T-Bag my computers disk tray. So when I did the tray shut on my -Blam- Sack and it won't open...WHAT DO I DO? "You Have Been Banned." I got the idea from OwnagePranks.[/quote] The man is a genius.
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Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you. Me: Hello. Hayde: Hello, my name is Hayde. Agent [Jordana] has joined the chat. Me: I have a question, Hayde. Hayde: go ahead Me: I would like to talk about, the binding necklace. Jordana: The binding necklace isn't actually anything we have heard of, and doesn't have anything to do with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Jordana: We would love to answer any questions you have about something you read on mormon.org if you have one Me: haven't you heard? Me: Is the binding necklace, an item of god? Hayde: here we are to resolve the concerns that you have regarding to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Me: Ok, i have a question. Hayde: if you read , heard or something no regarding to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Hayde: we cannot help you Me: I really need help. Hayde: regarding to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Me: Yes Me: My son was touched by michael jackson, what should i do? Agent [Jordana] has left the chat. The chat session has ended.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Trol [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ScoutedSoldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] icealien22 chatroulette trolling /thread[/quote] Long gone[/quote]There is nothing but pen0rs on there now.[/quote] This... I had fun doing it. I actually had a troll face as my screen. People laughed, people beat off to it... It was fun while it wasn't ghey.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PieTalk1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H3CustomFinder Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [David] is ready to assist you. Me: Hi David: Hi. How are you? Me: pretty bad actually Me: I have a question David: What's wrong? Me: Well its about my pet cat... Me: It just died David: I'm sorry to hear that Me: And i was wondering what Mormons believe happen to animals when they die David: They will eventually resurrect as well David: They have spirits Me: But what if the cat was a very bad cat? David: Animals aren't capable of sin. Me: Well this one is Me: He would stay out all night having sex with whores, robbing cars and doing other pimp related activities. The chat session has ended.[/quote] I lol'd so much![/quote]Well I'm glad you lold I did too. Heres another Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you. Hayde: Hello, my name is Hayde. Agent [Jordana] has joined the chat. Me: Hey your good friends with god right? Maybe you can help me Hayde: yes Jordana: We will do our best! What can we help you with? Me: Okay well its about my girl friend. She just broke up with me Me: And please hear my story out, the last representative left without helping me and was very rude Jordana: Ok, but know that our main purpose is to help answer questions you may have about the things that you read here on mormon.org Me: It does have to do with mormons Me: I told her that we should become mormons the night before she left me Jordana: We'll do our best to help. Jordana: Ok. Me: And that same night we were making love and I accidentally left some legos in her ass Me: I was wondering if using sex toys is against the mormon way Jordana: That's why they left Jordana: No Jordana: Goodbye Me: maybe thats why she left Agent [Jordana] has left the chat. The chat session has ended. Edit:Another good one. Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Bryan] is ready to assist you. Bryan: Hello, my name is Bryan. How may I help you? Me: Hey Bryan Me: I was wondering if you could tell me some about how mormons live their life Bryan: how familiar are you with mormons and their lifestyle? Me: I know a little about it. Me: I would have read about it on this site but, unfortunately I'm blind and can't read any of it Bryan: well, we live our lives similiar to people of other faiths Bryan: we attend our Sunday worship services each week Me: I'm sorry, what does that say? Me: I can't read it Me: I'm blind -_- The chat session has ended. [Edited on 07.14.2010 5:44 PM PDT]
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My username was: JESUS IS FAKE Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Me: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Me: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ Agent [Julie] is ready to assist you. Me: hi Julie: hi Julie: how can I help you Julie: ? Me: What does my username say? Me: Julie are you there? Julie: yes. Julie: is that your question? Me: Yes Julie: ok. Me: Tell me Julie: Well I appreciate you expressing your right to believe, but I don't quite understand why you have come to this site.... Julie: My answer is no, but you're entitled to your own beliefs Me: i wass joking Me: Promise Me: Anyways I decided if god is real show himself, if he does not, I shall kill myself to see him instead. Me: So what should I do? Me: Fine! Im going to go get the rope since you won't answer me! Julie: Pray about it. Me: This is stupid. You won't help me when you'r supposed too. Me: Pray? Julie: It gets busy.... Julie: That's the way that I know we can communicate with God. Me: Is that really the awnser? To pray? Julie: That's the way we get answers. Julie: Should you kill yourself? No. Me: I want to see God. Me: So I think I should do it. Julie: Well, if God asks, I said not to do it. Me: Listen I have another question... Me: Is it a sin to -blam!- a ho from a strip club? Me: Im talking about you Julie. You know you had a good time with me. Me: FLOOD WAS HEREZZZZZ Me: Julie???? Julie: yes? Me: So is it a sin? Me: = D The chat session has ended.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Comrade Napoleon Kayleigh[/quote] What.
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Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Kayleigh] is ready to assist you. Me: hello? Agent [Carole] has joined the chat. Carole: HI Carole: How are you doing ? Me: I would just like you to know that at one point in your life you were shoved headfirst out of your mothers -blam!- Agent [Carole] has left the chat. The chat session has ended. lolz
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We need an new one to troll. [url=http://www.jesusrocksonirc.org/christianteenchat/index.php?page=chat&nick=&smileys=1]Oh YEAH!!![/url] [Edited on 07.14.2010 12:37 PM PDT]
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This was on the Jewish Chat Site. My username was "Hola". "Hola Entered Chat" Hola: Hola Mercedess: Hiya Hola! Hola: Hello Hola: I need help.... Mercedess: What is it that you need help with? Hola:Okay, so me and my friends got really drunk and they convinced me to T-Bag my computers disk tray. So when I did the tray shut on my -Blam- Sack and it won't open...WHAT DO I DO? "You Have Been Banned." I got the idea from OwnagePranks. [Edited on 07.14.2010 12:29 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail Someone try to convert them to something. Give them a taste of their own medicine[/quote] I was thinking Jihad Muslim...
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Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you. Me: Sup Troy: hello Me: I need help Me: My wife just killed herself Me: with my guitar Me: :'( Me: Is suicide the only option? Troy: Don't do it. Me: *ties noose* Troy: Stop, God commands you! Me: boner boner boner boner boner The chat session has ended. lol
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Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl?? You: ? Stranger: age?? You: 16 Stranger: sex?? You: -blam!- Stranger: -blam- off You: With which part
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Burned Remains [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawl at Mark V LOL OMFG on the JB site I said JB go to north korea and some guy made me a mod, I am ragnarock1[/quote]Trolololololololol ho ho ho ho ho![/quote] Get on there now, I will say Hi to burned remains, reply to this message when you are on there. They think I am /b/? EDIT- Nevermind....I have been banned...I talked to whoever was named FLOODIAN o nthe JB website though while I had my modness. [Edited on 07.14.2010 12:16 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawl at Mark V LOL OMFG on the JB site I said JB go to north korea and some guy made me a mod, I am ragnarock1[/quote]Trolololololololol ho ho ho ho ho!
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LOL OMFG on the JB site I said JB go to north korea and some guy made me a mod, I am ragnarock1
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JOIN THE JEW CHAT FOR EPIC LOL TROLLING!! Lol I got banned for speaking about my enigmatic wang. [Edited on 07.14.2010 12:07 PM PDT]
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Live Jewish chat room [url]http://www.thegodlight.co.uk/jewish_chat.htm[/url] Type a screen name on the left and enter =D
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[quote]Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Bryan] is ready to assist you. Me: hi Me: ?? Bryan: Hello, my name is Bryan. Bryan: How may I help you? Me: cHow do i become a mormon? Bryan: What interests you in joining our church? Me: Sex before marrige The chat session has ended. [/quote] Lol's
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you know this completely confused me [quote] You: I got a jar of dirt Stranger: i've got Stranger: a big bag of crabs here Stranger: and i'm Stranger: gonna put them in my mouth Stranger: OH YES! You: ....you`ve seen weevls videos haven`t you Stranger: i'm gonna run around the town on market day Stranger: everyone look at me and say: Stranger: I've got a mouth full of crabs! Stranger: hibidee hobidee hibidee doo, hobbydee hibydee doobiedee doo Stranger: and repeat You: Badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers MUSHROOM MUSHROOM badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers A SNAKE OOH A SNAKE!!! Stranger: isn't annoying when someone just writes down random ass things Stranger: that don't pertain to anything the conversation can relate to? Stranger: such as: Stranger: i've got a jar of dirt You: but it isn`t random is it? Stranger: grow up. -blam!-. [/quote] look at how he does all that and then tells me to grow up
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Better than Omegle? That's not saying much. I haven't read a funny "troll" on a site like that since Omegle came out.
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Someone needs to do a Fresh Prince trolling session right now =D
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[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: iaje bhseb fyujia nwfrhbyasnj hudisjfr us8dxhvyfijkem shdxgyucuhd fhnuyv8dm n8hugift mrdnchufbgvkmfalszcoidxvcdklfsmebhgzcyuxhiovkfgd,lrtkmjenhwyeq7w89sa0odpftkyrjt5hy34we89adso Stranger: Wanna fuk You: 0.o Stranger: Plz You: .......what happens if i say no Stranger: I will leave You: then no Stranger: I wnt -blam!-[/quote] i find omegle more fun to troll on
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H3CustomFinder Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [David] is ready to assist you. Me: Hi David: Hi. How are you? Me: pretty bad actually Me: I have a question David: What's wrong? Me: Well its about my pet cat... Me: It just died David: I'm sorry to hear that Me: And i was wondering what Mormons believe happen to animals when they die David: They will eventually resurrect as well David: They have spirits Me: But what if the cat was a very bad cat? David: Animals aren't capable of sin. Me: Well this one is Me: He would stay out all night having sex with whores, robbing cars and doing other pimp related activities. The chat session has ended.[/quote] I lol'd so much!
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Anyone know how I can get back into Christian Chat? I was very carefully trolling about sexism in the Male only chat room and got banned. I reset my modem and router, as well as renewed my IP but I still can't get in.
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Heh heh, I lolled so hard!
