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Edited by Lord Revan:
7/21/2016 9:10:39 PM
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How do I hide a dakimakura from my parents?
I need to know how to do the following...
1. Make sure my parents don't find it in the mail
2. Make sure they don't find it in my room
I want to hide it because...it's embarrassing to show my parents, or anyone irl really, what I like!!!
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OP plz deliver on previous post
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Unless you got the 23 foot pillow for the miia case, you shouldnt have to hide the pillow
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Order the pillow to your house, set it on fire and go outside and make some friends
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3 RepliesStep 1. Just don't get one. Step 2. Reevaluate life choices. Step 3. REPORT TO THE NEAREST COMMISSAR, IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF CHOICE IN REEVALUATION.
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You should buy a flehlight too and insert it into the pillow in the correct place. Then you can truly realise your dreams.
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Problem 1 is easy, just inform your parents that you ordered something for a friend so they will not open it... Problem 2 is hard. If you clean your own room is easier.
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Wow, this is certainly something I've never seen here before. Well, I'm not gonna judge. So firstly, if you've already ordered it you better be at the door when it arrives. If you haven't ordered it yet use a address that's not yours, like a close friend or something. (Get their permission first) Once you've acquired it, HIDE THE PILLOWCASE. Make sure it's somewhere your parents will never look. The actual pillow should be in a separate part of your room also hidden. If the pillow is found you have a chance they won't figure it out. If the case is found then you've got some explaining to do. [spoiler]btw I don't have one of these pillows but this is what I'd do if I did.[/spoiler]
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Don't. They're incredibly stupid and make the owners of them look pathetic.
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They can't deny your love, you must come out with it and declare your undying love for your waifu.
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4 RepliesEdited by Cole Protocol: 7/21/2016 8:24:21 AMA dakimwhata? Edit:Nvm, read comments. First off, how are you even gonna order it? You're only 14.
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2 RepliesUgh... I know I'm going to regret asking... but what the fùck is dakimathingy?
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2 RepliesA what
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4 RepliesWhat is that?
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[spoiler]use a friends mail address and obviously get their permission first[/spoiler] [spoiler]hide the cover in a closet and just keep the body pillow out[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesOr you could not get a damn pillow and go out and meet a real person.
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No idea what that is, but maybe you need a more open relationship with your parents.
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10 Replies#1 get a job #2 get your own place #3 have your mail sent to your new place
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1 ReplyEdited by Hwood98: 7/21/2016 5:00:54 AMLies, lies, and more lies. Not to your parents, but the lies you tell off topic.
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1 ReplyKill your parents?
