Post clean/dirty mind jokes/riddles here......
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Edited by Figgy86: 6/13/2016 2:23:50 AMI come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I? [spoiler]nose[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
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3 RepliesWhat do women and sharks have in common? A little bit of blood makes them want to rip your head off.
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12 RepliesYour finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
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Cucumber.
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1 ReplyA dead hooker
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A frozen twinkie
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Cucumber
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How do you make a hormone? [spoiler]Don't pay her.[/spoiler]
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A submarine
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Wots stopid
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1 ReplyEdited by e4064495: 6/8/2016 1:02:49 AMWhats long and hard and full of seamen? [spoiler]its better when you say it because spelling doesnt give it away[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by The Wizard : 6/7/2016 11:10:38 PM1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I? 2. What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft? 3. What goes up, lets out a load, and goes back down? [spoiler] 1. My Phone 2. Piece of Gum 3. An elevator [/spoiler]
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Submarine [spoiler](has seamen in it)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCucumber?
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[spoiler]a cucumber [/spoiler]