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11/24/2009 3:35:00 AM
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Babysitting a Loli
Dear flood, I have to tell this to someone, I just can't take it anymore. well, okay. here goes. this is not copypasta, it's for real. Well, there's this really, REALLY beautiful loli in my school. I'm 17 and she is in 5th grade, so she's 11. Her name is Stella. Well, I've dreamed about having sex with her numerous times, but one evening changed it all... Our moms know each other so I was supposed to babysit her cause her mom had to work late one night. So I go over to her house and we start watching TV. Well, its 9.30 pm already and I tell her to go to sleep. She answers 'I don't want to, I wanna stay and watch cartoons with you.' I thought about it and I said 'okay, but only until 10pm and don't tell your mom' she was happy and said okay. We watched cartoons a little and she asked if she could rest her head in my lap. I was like uh, okay. Well she puts her head in my lap, rubs her head around accidentally cause she was looking for a comfortable position and I feel to get this raging boner. I couldn't hold it back so I quickly suggested that maybe she'd want a pillow under her head and that my legs are starting to hurt. She said 'okay' and I put the pillow under her head. I was so relieved. Well, the clock hits 10pm and I order her to sleep, she stands up and takes the pillow from my legs and she sees my boner, I tried to hide it as quick as I could, but I was wearing trainers so it stood out pretty clearly. She asked 'whats that?' and I didn't know what to say.. after about 5 seconds of quick thinking I for some reason said 'It's a boner', I instantly regretted it. She now asked me if she could see it. I was so freaking nervous, finally i decided to use the chance and had my pants off faster than you could say Candlejack. Stella asked if she cou
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1 ReplyBump, because I'm a dick
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OMG that was epic. Sounds weird, but I want to hear the rest of the story. lololololol
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CP WHERE!??!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pedobear Dear flood, I have to tell this to someone, I just can't take it anymore. well, okay. here goes. this is not copypasta, it's for real. Well, there's this really, REALLY beautiful loli in my school. I'm 17 and she is in 5th grade, so she's 11. Her name is Stella. Well, I've dreamed about having sex with her numerous times, but one evening changed it all... Our moms know each other so I was supposed to babysit her cause her mom had to work late one night. So I go over to her house and we start watching TV. Well, its 9.30 pm already and I tell her to go to sleep. She answers 'I don't want to, I wanna stay and watch cartoons with you.' I thought about it and I said 'okay, but only until 10pm and don't tell your mom' she was happy and said okay. We watched cartoons a little and she asked if she could rest her head in my lap. I was like uh, okay. Well she puts her head in my lap, rubs her head around accidentally cause she was looking for a comfortable position and I feel to get this raging boner. I couldn't hold it back so I quickly suggested that maybe she'd want a pillow under her head and that my legs are starting to hurt. She said 'okay' and I put the pillow under her head. I was so relieved. Well, the clock hits 10pm and I order her to sleep, she stands up and takes the pillow from my legs and she sees my boner, I tried to hide it as quick as I could, but I was wearing trainers so it stood out pretty clearly. She asked 'whats that?' and I didn't know what to say.. after about 5 seconds of quick thinking I for some reason said 'It's a boner', I instantly regretted it. She now asked me if she could see it. I was so freaking nervous, finally i decided to use the chance and had my pants off faster than you could say Candlejack. Stella asked if she cou [/quote] name fix'd[/quote]Couldn't be further to the truth. Pedobear would jump at the slightest chance of a boner.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jfarag95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quasimodo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jfarag95 will you finish the story completely?[/quote]... *cough*[/quote];D. Anyone willing to finish the story for him? I'm interested now.[/quote] He showed it to her as the mom came home and got v&.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quasimodo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jfarag95 will you finish the story completely?[/quote]... *cough*[/quote];D. Anyone willing to finish the story for him? I'm interested now.
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EW, girls under 16.
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Saved, lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jfarag95 will you finish the story completely?[/quote]... *cough*
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NO WHAT HAPPENED I MUST KNOW!!!
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What a coincidence, I read this exact same story on Encyclopedia Dramatica's copypasta archive just earlier today.
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Loli's are 2D you idiot.
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what type of 11 year old girl dosent know what an erection is if she is hot?
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Ancient copypasta.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pedobear Dear flood, I have to tell this to someone, I just can't take it anymore. well, okay. here goes. this is not copypasta, it's for real. Well, there's this really, REALLY beautiful loli in my school. I'm 17 and she is in 5th grade, so she's 11. Her name is Stella. Well, I've dreamed about having sex with her numerous times, but one evening changed it all... Our moms know each other so I was supposed to babysit her cause her mom had to work late one night. So I go over to her house and we start watching TV. Well, its 9.30 pm already and I tell her to go to sleep. She answers 'I don't want to, I wanna stay and watch cartoons with you.' I thought about it and I said 'okay, but only until 10pm and don't tell your mom' she was happy and said okay. We watched cartoons a little and she asked if she could rest her head in my lap. I was like uh, okay. Well she puts her head in my lap, rubs her head around accidentally cause she was looking for a comfortable position and I feel to get this raging boner. I couldn't hold it back so I quickly suggested that maybe she'd want a pillow under her head and that my legs are starting to hurt. She said 'okay' and I put the pillow under her head. I was so relieved. Well, the clock hits 10pm and I order her to sleep, she stands up and takes the pillow from my legs and she sees my boner, I tried to hide it as quick as I could, but I was wearing trainers so it stood out pretty clearly. She asked 'whats that?' and I didn't know what to say.. after about 5 seconds of quick thinking I for some reason said 'It's a boner', I instantly regretted it. She now asked me if she could see it. I was so freaking nervous, finally i decided to use the chance and had my pants off faster than you could say Candlejack. Stella asked if she cou [/quote] name fix'd
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Eagle X99 Finish the story, don't leave a cliff hanger haha, this will bug me now.[/quote]He can't. Candlejack g
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Finish the story, don't leave a cliff hanger haha, this will bug me now.
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ROFL!! oh man... this better be the original.. i see a parody thread coming along!! But dude... she's 11 your 17? Either she's lying about her age or she is super hot with huge 7its and such... and.. WTF an 11 year have this? nope it's fake... LOL!
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OP has a big dick
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I'm not sure but I think he's trollin'
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Go out to the shed, find the biggest hammer in the toolbox. Now raise the hammer way up over your head. Then swing it down as hard as you can into your crotch.
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If you're going to post a copypasta at least post all of it. You missed the part where she was going to suck on it then a car pulled up on the drive way. Then you tried putting your pants up faster than you can say Candle Jack. Then you hear knocking an
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will you finish the story completely?
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