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Why must girls scream when they see a naked man?

Let's say out of nowhere a naked man walks into the classroom. All the girls in the classroom will scream. Why is this? *note it doesn't have to be this specific situation, a matter of fact it could be any situation regarding a naked man.
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  • Why do they scream when they see the smallest of bugs? Why did the one girl scream when I asked her to go to the movies with me? (she said yes)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zKoopa From now on i am referring to cleavage as titty crack. [/quote][/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zKoopa From now on i am referring to cleavage as titty crack. [/quote]

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  • From now on i am referring to cleavage as titty crack.

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  • I'd scream if a girl talked to me.

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  • I have had experienced this, they didn't scream.

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  • Imagine if they saw a bald man in a black suit with a red tie walking around the streets of their neighbourhood.

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  • You wrong, OP.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat Old naked hairy men are scary. If it was the equivalent of a male model, they wouldn't scream. [/quote]This. If the naked man is attractive they swoon, not screem.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SweetTRIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PISTOLSQUIRREL Weird, when I walk in they just start orgasming uncontrollably. [/quote]That must create quite the mess.[/quote]One can only imagine.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grenades hurt All I hear is "Dayum" when I do that.[/quote] You live in a black sitcom?[/quote] Bingo.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grenades hurt All I hear is "Dayum" when I do that.[/quote] You live in a black sitcom? [Edited on 09.24.2012 6:07 PM PDT]

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  • All I hear is "Dayum" when I do that.

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  • See if it was the opposite way around, I don't think there would be any screaming.

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  • to be fair, it's more like half screams and half laughs.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Yeah OP, I get you. How come girls get to walk around and show their titty crack (not complaining) and the second I show some ball, the cops get called?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog show their titty crack[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just cried from laughing. x'D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Take Your Time [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Yeah OP, I get you. How come girls get to walk around and show their titty crack (not complaining) and the second I show some ball, the cops get called?[/quote]I like this. [/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bodom z Let's say out of nowhere a naked man walks into the classroom. All the girls in the classroom will scream. Why is this? *note it doesn't have to be this specific situation, a matter of fact it could be any situation regarding a naked man. [/quote] No all girls, and normally girls do that because they like the attention, its aomething they start at a early age.

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  • Cause we all know that the female body is more attractive in every way.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McNut117 Something tells me you based this thread off a personal experience. [/quote] lololololo

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  • Because if a random-ass naked man walked into the classroom you're in, you'd be screaming too. Seriously, a naked dude just strolling on into a public school?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D Deity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PISTOLSQUIRREL Weird, when I walk in they just start orgasming uncontrollably. [/quote]Really?[/quote] Yes. It looks like they're fishes out of water.

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  • Girls react heavily to everything.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sniiper xrs Because for some reason society has taught people to be afraid of flesh. [/quote] Duh! They don't want us to be zombies!

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  • Why do men get boners when they see a naked woman?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan R257 Dumd? [i]Dumd?[/i][/quote]how did you get that backwards b? OT: I just get laughed at.

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