You level 30s and 31s make me sick bragging about your meaningless accomplishments. You should all bow and worship the ground I walk on for it is hallowed ground. Henceforth the feet of a master race lvl 32 Titan shall not touch the ground! Nay, he shall walk on a bed of rose petals, as the level 31 and 30 peasants shall throw roses at his feet. The glory of the ascended Titan is the shame of all the lower Cretan! He eats Gjallahorn wolf packs in his morning cereal Mythoclast fusion shots for a midday snack. Crota's face is his plaything, as it amuses him to rend it asunder. Atheon trembles at the sight of his Khovostov and his Stranger's Rifle is the Templar's bane. All low level scum must bow before him and renounce their petty accomplishments or refuse and have their bones ground to dust! All hail the mighty 32 Titan!
Bring me your tears low level scum. I need to collect 200 for a bounty on my servant Hunter, so he too can ascend to the masterful level of my 32 glory!
Edit: it has been fun, lots of tears, lots of laughs, but all good things must come to an end good night my people, good night!
Edit 2: people who call people a "fake 32" are clearly mentally challenged! You are the true definition of a Desticle!
Edit 3: keep feeding me your tears! I'm almost at 200 for this bounty!
Edit 4: if 32 means nothing, which honestly I agree with, than why are there so many dumb ass jealous kids on this admittedly stupid and sarcastic thread? Did you morons really think that I was serious? I just wanted to prove how retarded the people on Bungie.net are. And oh how you shined!
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5 отв.This community is getting smarter only about 200 replies on a bad troll nice
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Bloodpact shader, pfft scrub
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Three 32's or bust :)
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1 ответSmoke weed everyday
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4 отв.
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5 отв.Titans! Master race
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1 ответWow what a dick. I hope Bungie bans and/or resets you :)
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1 ответYeah, but your titan is effin ugly and probably cant get laid....
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7 отв.Op has unerwater basket weaving syndrome.... God I wish I could be as cool as him. FLM
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4 отв.5 raid completions this guy is a joke. Cheesed the first 2 parts of the raid got lucky with Rng.
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1 ответOh boy someone was aloud to stay on the Internet late without his moms say. Hahahahahaha oh man you're hilarious bud!
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1 ответWow you got lucky so now you control every thing in the destiny universe!
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1 ответOh, I first read this as a joke/troll post then I saw the edits and realised you actually took it seriously and then I felt sad for you. If you PM me your address I'll send you a teddy.
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1 ответOh great. This thread again. *sigh*
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14 отв.#toomuchtimeonyourhands
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1 ответOh Great Cheese Lord. I am not worthy.
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3 отв.If you hadn't drawn attention to yourself with this meaningless post, nobody would be hating on you. Its a game bro. Dunno why level 32 is such a big deal
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1 ответGo find a women brah go get laid u have way too much time on ur hands
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3 отв.*clap, clap* You are now allowed to use both the soccer ball and purple ball in the tower as it is for people with 144 light only. - The Speaker
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2 отв.Bahaha I laugh at your achievements
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1 ответIs the grind for one lvl really worth it? Lvl 31 warlock and I do just fine
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3 отв.Oh and I almost forgot, it's kind of obvious that you had more than one Titan... Nice try.
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1 ответ32 Titan and Hunter bow now
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1 ответ*farts in tower" Gets 10 Raid invites.
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7 отв.Изменено (BarnicleBarn): 12/25/2014 7:25:17 PMYou on PSN? You wanna Carry me through a legit raid? :) congrats on 32 homie and this troll post was genius.