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Изменено (Mucca):
12/15/2014 7:50:45 PM
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Why can't I date a boy that's 500?
I'm 15 right? And I love this 500 year old Japanese seamonster and he loves me but we both know we can't date each other till I'm 17-18 I live in America in Canada I want to be with him so what should I do? Any suggestions? ❤️
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1 ответBend over [spoiler]inb4bant[/spoiler]
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1:pack yo stuff 2:sell for penis diminishing pills 3:swim to him 4:give pills 5:see where that goes 6:??? 7:profit
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3 отв.Oh shit she's under aged?!
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1 ответИзменено (aceebro): 1/19/2015 8:55:21 AMAge of Consent is 13 in glorious 日本. (Japan)
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2 отв.[b]SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY![/b]
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She wants the t
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3 отв.Изменено (Kekyoin's Underwater Donut): 1/19/2015 8:24:37 AM
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Run away, go to him, be free. No one can stop you! Be with him and he'll make you... happy? I guess... Yeah
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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going. #tenticles
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IF TWILIGHT WAS AN ANIME
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3 отв.This isn't funny it is creepy
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R u like half Japanese with a really weird fetish
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1 ответThat's funny me and a group of guys just killed a sea monster
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Bump for making fun of that 15 year old lol
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Mucca this is the last time I tell you that your rock is not a boy.
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1 ответ9/11 Needs more bumps
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Go to positivedating.com there your love can unfurl. Nobody judges there
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1 ответTry BlackPeopleMeet.com
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Don't let him in your vagina It's all downhill from there
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2 отв.Hmmmm.*sips hot coffee,in deep thought* For sure you can do it but how did you meet him??
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Japanese squid porn.... always the answer.....
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1 ответAsian eel porn?
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Underaged Japanese tentacle hentai?
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1 ответI know how you feel. I'm in love with Cthulhu. I go down to R'lyeh every weekend to see my Bae. Unfortunately, nobody approves of me, a 20 year old man, from dating the God of Darkness and Nightmares. All I want to know is: why is it wrong for me to date an immortal God of Darkness?
