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Изменено (Psy):
5/29/2014 11:01:58 AM
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I -blam!-ing hate spiders.
UPDATE :D
The spider was caught last night and released into the garden, all parties were happy and unharmed and my ankle wasn't completely borked by the leap <.<
I still hate spiders.
Ugh.
I just went into the bathroom and one was hanging from the ceiling, missed my face by an inch and some matrix style reflexes. I took it out of the way with a cardboard roll and that was that. Just a tiny seethrough sort of spider.
I then move the loo-roll stack out of the way with my foot and Oh sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz, the biggest -blam!-ing spider I have ever seen, not exaggerating either, this was the biggest. I promptly scream and swear and flip shit trying to get the -blam!- away from Shelob and I managed to twist my ankle. -blam!-. The little bastard ran under the sink, so next time I go to wash my hands... I bet the -blam!-er is going to make a beeline for my feet and I'm going to twist my other ankle.
o.e
I -blam!-ing hate spiders.
Discuss how much you hate these spazzy little creatures that the devil himself decided to curse this planet with.
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Изменено (Legend To None): 5/30/2014 8:55:34 AMI totally agree, barn spiders are creepy
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No problem with spiders. As a kid i picked them up to freak out my mom chasing her around the house. Still do sometimes.
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This generation is a joke
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One time I saw a spider and I stepped on it, then a million baby spiders just exploded everywhere out of its body.
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1 ответspiders are freaken cool mate.
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I killed a big brown recluse the other day. Didn't know they got that big....
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Don't hate, masturbate!
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ME TOO!!! Yaaaaa, someone agrees with me. I hate snipes and love shotguns.
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1 ответI felt obligated as this is so much better than the other ones I posted.
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2 отв.Изменено (Green Twister): 5/29/2014 1:30:26 PMSmall spiders are cute, i try to release it if it is indoors they kill all nasty flies remember?
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5 отв.you got lucky bitch
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6 отв.I... Ugh... Um... Let's just say I don't like coming within 5 metres of one...... *Sips Maple Syrup*
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I really hate them too. I'm a bitch when I come across a spider.
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Frack those badgers they can suck any body's dick but mine. Don't want one with in 900000000000000000000000000000000000000miles of me hate them all. HATE THEM if I could I'd lite them on fire and burn their head off until it explodes then ill shit on the body. HATE THEM ALL
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2 отв.Spray some poison under the sink. I once had a spider go across my floor while I was playing Xbox with some friends. I used half a can and don't regret it.
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Изменено (Failure4Life): 5/29/2014 10:44:42 AMA spider just chilling out in a corner I wont be scared. But... The second I see running across my stuff or ANYWHERE in the bathroom 1 of 2 things happen. 1.It is released outside if it was on something stain-able (Couch, bed, etc) 2. I see that thing on tile it is going to become more gore than anyone in Saw movies. [spoiler]Secret option 3. I spray it with Windex until it dies and no, not just until it curls up, I spray it until it wouldn't move if I lit it on fire.[/spoiler]
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3 отв.I'm not scared of seeing a spider, no matter the size. I'm scared when it's gone.
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1 ответWell, I could flood this thread with pictures of spiders, but I'm not that evil. [spoiler]I don't hate spiders, unless they're crawling on me. Although that basically applies to any critter. Even though any bug or arachnid doesn't phase me if I see one.[/spoiler]
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At least it didnt happen to u while u were pooping
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I had a uk house spider attack me in bathroom. Was getting out shower and grabbed my towel,I look down and its like half an inch from my skin. Screamed and went into girl voice before running out. -blam!- spiders entirely. Horrible things.
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2 отв.Here you go OP.
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16 отв.All these 'cute spider' pictures... I'd love to get a toothpick and gouge out their little freak eyes.
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15 отв.
