I'm one of the most chillest people on this earth (I don't do drugs). I've learned to keep my jimmies un rustled during my years. The greatest troll on this forum couldn't even attempt to rustle them...will you accept the challenge?
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2 отв.Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
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3 отв.One day you are going to die. It isn't a matter of why or how. It will be personal and it will happen, you are reading these words IE you are alive currently and aware of your pending demise. Most likely you will feel a tightening in your chest and a sudden drop in temperature. Heavy breathing followed by the numbing in your feet. It is here that your mind begins to panick. It's this moment that all gambles come to an end. Christianity and faith means very little, so does aithiesm. Chill or not the body has certain survival functions that will blast adrenaline into your cells and clarity will be an option decided by how brain has deteriorated due to illness or age. You can tell yourself I'm chill and this cat breathing up the wrong tree. That's fine, but it is a personal thing you will face alone no matter who is in the room with you when oblivion is but a few breaths away. No wife, no love, no belief will prepare you for what's to come when the final struggle ends in failure. It's something we all face and it's that fear that tethers leashes to our necks by story tellers and charlatans and just people trying to give comfort. It's inevitable and as black as the blackest section of the sky where no star shines. Look up at night my friend and stare at the point of darkness and really feel the weight of its undeniable truth. Millions, billions, trillions of years will pass and every star will be consumed till only unseen black holes pass each other or collide in absolute nothingness. Will you be aware after the final flicker fires in your dead brain? The image of heaven and family suddenly vanishes as it dies. A magic trick of the body to give you one last hope to cling to as they saw you open for the autopsy blissfully unaware of the play being clung to by your final neurons? Or will you continue? It's an interesting question that we all face on a very personal level.
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3 отв.)': have you ever contemplated suicide?
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3 отв.Halo 4 was awesome. Skyrim was better than Morrowind. PC master race.
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This voice will... I'm Garrus Vakarian. Code name: Archangel. All-round Turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy.. Also, I kill Reapers on the side. And you are?
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3 отв.Your jimmies were already rustled by Sidonis.
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1 ответSame here, my jimmies have never been rustled, ever.
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1 ответIn 2027 for the 50th anniversary of the original Star Wars, Disney will remake A New Hope with a new cast of actors and every background on the set will be CGI. There will also be a Jar Jar Binks cameo and numerous Disney characters added in. Rustled yet?
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1 ответYou're round and you can't wear pants.
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1 ответИзменено (Votable): 2/4/2014 5:03:52 AMI cheated on you with Kaiden... [spoiler]Kaiden[/spoiler] [spoiler]Alenko[/spoiler] [spoiler]Nah luv u[/spoiler]
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1 ответHalo 4 is a good game. MW3 had nothing wrong with it. Doge is an acceptable meme.
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1 ответJohn Kusak stuck his finger inside you causing you to have a botched lobotomy
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5 отв.Filthy Casual.
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1 ответBitch nugget.
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1 ответI love love you.
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2 отв.I'm planning to kill your entire family
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1 ответu will be mediocre all your life
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1 ответBro if there was a club for people who's jimmies couldn't be rustled I'd be in that club with you.
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8 отв.I don't think I can rustle your jimmies, so why try?
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3 отв.You were adopted...
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3 отв.[quote](I don't do drugs)[/quote] Lol Boxxy said the same thing... Where is she now? ~,~`
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1 ответ* Chest > Booty * Halo 2 is awesome * Mass Effect sucks * Daredevil is a good movie * Ben Affleck > Christian Bale * Eelctronic music is bad, rap > the rest * Shark Tale > Finding Nemo
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15 отв.He killed your squad, Garrus. [i]He killed them all and left you to die.[/i]