He probably thinks the government's weather control devices genetically modified you in part of their plot to get the public to take suicide mass murder pills so the people that staged 9/11 can take our guns. Also, I'm sure aliens, Mayans, and planet X fit in there somewhere.
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HAHA! How dare you! I was the one that made fun of the planet X people! I still want to know how tower 7 fell, and it's awfully convenient the "plane" that hit the Pentagon happened to hit the files that would have accounted for the missing $2.2 trillion in military spending that Donald Rumsfeld couldn't account for and after ten years of suing under the FOIA they gave us five still images that NEVER SHOW A PLANE! I have unanswered questions is all, and if you want to talk about big conspiracy theorists, you ought to first look at the government.
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Don't forget the Super Saiyans. They're going to strike when we least expect it.
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Then we need to find some alien dictator to destroy their home planet.
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I vote for Krillin.
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He's not an alien...
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He might as well be. He lacks a nose and has a freakishly large head. He had a baby with a freaking android. I'm pretty sure he's foreign enough.
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He gets own too much. We need some cold hearted -blam!-.
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But thikink about it! If your leader kept coming back from the dead, wouldn't the people love him and keep voting for him!? His enemies would fear assassinating him lest he come back form the dead and take vengeance!