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#Offtopic
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Изменено (Upperclass Bum): 3/21/2021 4:29:14 AMSpeak to animals. Humans are animals too, ergo, I'd still be able to speak every language. I win.
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Изменено (Double07): 3/21/2021 4:23:24 AMAnimals talk? Like talk like humans?
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4 отв.I say human languages just because animals would only talk about food, mating, and hunting.
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2 отв.Изменено (TheDragonLord83): 3/19/2021 1:05:46 AMAnimals Because humans aren't worth talking to😁
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1 ответИзменено (Altmith): 3/20/2021 9:51:48 PMI already avoid talking to most of the humans I already share a language with, so I don’t see any huge changes coming from avoiding talking with the full spectrum of humans. But on the other hand most animals already communicate quite clearly if you’re paying attention. Still. Animals it is.
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Without a doubt animals ,have no interest in what people have to say regardless of their language.
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I'd rather speak to animals.
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Eh, sounds fun to speak Russian for fun
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3 отв.Изменено (Foxlariat): 3/20/2021 7:38:08 AMspeak to animals 100%! do you know the power i could have with that? i could finally ask my cat why she insists on being a little jerk despite pampering her like a queen!
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I was thinking about animals first but then I couldn't call my cats little shitheads when offering them food since they would understand me.
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Hmmm speaking to animals would be a blessing and a curse On one hands it's a cool trick and you basically can ask animals to do almost anything, so if you have a spider in your house just tell him to leave or something On the other hand you'd probably never eat meat again out of horror
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Probably speak to animals. Knowing every human languages is pretty convenient, but ultimately not as neat since pictures and body language can often get the message across too. Speaking to animals would allow for a much larger understanding since most do not behave similarly to humans.
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2 отв.Animals know two words. Food. Hurt.
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I’d rather talk with animals. They are completely different from us, so it would give me a new perspective. Humans aren’t very nice, so the majority of people I’d talk to would either be arrogant or incredibly full of themselves.
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1 ответHuman languages. Animal languages sounds fun at first but the vast majority of them can't even identify themselves in a mirror. Imagine leaving your house post quarantine only to discover 99%of your neighbors are now flat earthers who can't read... That's your life now.
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1 ответi'd go with human language. i can understand animals well enough by their body language and a little logical thinking. animals don't have anything to talk about. either option you could easily find work and make a load of cash..
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2 отв.Animals. Nothing new to learn by talking to others in their native tongue. Just makes communication more convenient. Being able to communicate with animals offers a whole new perspective(s) on the Universe.
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Human language. Sorry but I don’t think animals have any valuable information as to why we are here.
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2 отв.Animals -- so that I may better understand these forums. ...I now have this strange feeling that I should change the combination on my luggage.
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Every human language,I could communicate with everyone which is the most useful. Plus the animals might be mean or not that interesting to talk to
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Изменено (Cobravert): 3/18/2021 1:45:59 PMPeople languages. We have more to gain by talking with others, we're just too divided to work together. The language barrier is part of that problem. At best many animals display cognitive ability of say a 3 year old human. Good luck with that. Even talking with toddlers becomes a chore after a while.
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13 отв.Animals, obviously. I mean, have you even seen my username?
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1 ответAnimals so I can tell the bird in the middle of the night to shut up.
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1 ответAnimals. I could convince a killer whale to make it look like a bloody accident... [i]hehehehehhe[/i]
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Picked human languages and upvoted for the excellent reference. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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[i]I’m too practical, so I’ll pick the boring option, which is being able to speak every human language. [/i]