I'm currently at my sisters in laws ex fiance's house trying to get her stuff out. They are fighting about who keeps the dog, the ex has had the dog for 3 months while she has been living at my house. Neither of them have any papers for the dog. I'm just currently outside letting them hash it out inside. Anyone have advice to what she can or cant do. Or at least provide me enjoyment while I sit in the stupid situation.
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1 ответAsk the dog for its opinion.
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Well was it one of theirs before they became a couple? If they brought it as a couple then that’s unfortunate. Heads or tails I guess 🙄
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Give each of them half of it
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Just give me the dog. It won’t get [REDACTED] this time around, I swear!
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Like 90% of the replies are: Let’s do this King style! Act like your gonna cut the dog in half! Me: kill them both and take everything for yourself.
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Give it to whoever is least likely to pull a John Wick
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1 ответ[quote]I'm currently at my sisters in laws ex fiance's house[/quote] I’m too annoyed by this -blam!-ing mess to respond to whatever the hell this post is about. Learn. To. TYPE.
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You can go the Solomon way...
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3 отв.Изменено (xxx): 5/20/2019 2:34:55 AMSimple, tell them both to shut the hell up. Take the dog to the garage and grab the axe, raise it over your head and say, "I will do my best to cut him exactly in half so you both can have him, since you can't be adults!" They will join forces in hating you and work out what is best for the dog. Edit: Just to clarify, do not [i][u] actually[/u][/i] try to chop the dog in half. I know one of you knuckleheads will think I mean for you to go through with it...
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1 ответGo 50/50?
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1 ответwhoever has the most peanut butter gets the dog. everybody knows that.
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4 отв.Did one of them buy it?
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Its only awkward if you make it awkward
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1 ответAs of now you made this post about an hour and 23 minutes ago... are they still fighting? What’s the update?
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2 отв.So your Brothers house?
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