I don't think so.
*I walk up to it.*
See this sword in my scabbard? It was forged by the master blacksmith of Off-topic. Can you guess what it does?
*I keep my hand on the sword to make sure it isn't stolen*
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[i]All of Offtopic will fall. My master will feast on the magic of this land, becoming more powerful. Then we will continue to #Destiny2, and eventually, the world.[/i]
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You talk too much. *I turn the bottom of the hilt of the six foot long sword and it shifts its form, turning spectral and glowing an eerie purple.* This sword can cut past armor in its spectral form, attacking the very life force or essence of, well...You! *I stab the sword right into the eye*
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*It teleports away and summons some thrall while shooting lasers at Ring*
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*I slash around with my sword at the thralls as they try to close the gap and I shoot the eye with my .44 as I try to dodge its shots*
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*The Eye teleports inside the factory, leaving the thrall to get Ring*
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Hiding, as cowards always do *I swing by sword in rapid slices at the horde and fire my gun at the them as well*
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*The Thrall are cut down, leaving the door to the factory uncontested*
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*I go up to the door and open it, entering cautiously*
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*There are no more enemies within the cathedral. As you open the doors to the great hall, you are suddenly blinded by lightning, and you chance upon Notorious Zbruh doing battle with Ronin the Risen.* Ronin the Risen: *Raises his katana and points at you. 4 lightning bolts simultaneously strike you, frying any and all electronics.*
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Zbruh! *I shake violently at the lightning strikes. I once I come out from under the affects of the bolts, I point my Japanese Odachi sword at the Risen Ronin.* Now we fight. *I rush and do a left horizontal slash at Ronin*
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Zbruh takes the opening to attack Ronin with two sweeping wing attacks
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Изменено (Ronin): 5/3/2019 11:46:12 PM*An Eye of Zhaitan teleports in front of you before you can strike Ronin the Risen. You instead slice the Eye, and he growls menacingly.* Eye of Zhaitan: *Fires lasers at Zbruh.* Ronin the Risen: *Meets RingLeader’s rush with his own, clashing his katana against RingLeader’s sword. As the clash occurs, lightning strikes the pair, zapping RingLeader, but after the strike, a few wounds on Ronin the Risen that were previously oozing lightning close.*
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Изменено (RingLeader77): 5/3/2019 11:50:56 PM*I pull my sword up to block. Once the sword is deflected I side step and elbow you in the side* Edit:*the electricity hurts me, but the thick hide of the cloak helps nullify some of it*
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*The dirty move works! You slip past Ronin the Risen’s guard and elbow him in the side, stunning him for a moment.* Ronin the Risen: *Grunts and stumbles backwards away from you. Resets his stance into a clearly defensive one.*
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*I match his stance and hold my sword raised to strike with one hand. Then I raise my handgun to shoot the Risen in the chest* You're not my friend, but beating you is the key to bringing him back, so don't expect mercy...
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*The bullet from the revolver impacts Ronin the Risen, but as it does, the metal explodes into lightning, arcing to you and Zbruh nearby, who just fell from the sky after having tried to intone a spell. Also, the Eye of Zhaitan from earlier has summoned Thrall.* Ronin the Risen: *Seems to shimmer like a mirage, then appears to your right and slashes vertically at your head.*
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*I bend backwards so the sword passes over my head. After it does so, I activate the perk on my titanium plated boots that eject blades at the tips. I then kick and stab the Risen Ronin in the toes and feet. I pant heavily from all the lightning damage I've taken*
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*The attack connects! You cause Ronin the Risen to lose his balance and stumble past you, but the Eye of Zhaitan has lost interest in a Zbruh shielding himself and is charging you (However, a bright light shines upon you - Zbruh has healed you a little bit!)!* Eye of Zhaitan: *Holds its arms wide to tackle you.* Ronin the Risen: *Jumps back further into the hall to observe.*
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*I breathe a brief sigh of relief as I am healed, but it doesn't last long. I run towards the eye, dodging back and forth in an attempt to dodge the blasts. Once I'm within six feet I activate the spectral affect on my sword and swing it at the Eye*
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*This time, the Eye has nowhere to run! You slice at the Eye and critically injure it. It roars in pain and backs up.* Eye of Zhaitan: *Summons 2 Abominations.* Abomination A: *Charges RingLeader.* Abomination B: *Charges Zbruh.*
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Изменено (RingLeader77): 5/4/2019 12:17:10 AMJust the three of us, Abomination! Smith...and Wesson...and Me! *I whip out my .44 and fan the hammer at the center of its mass* [spoiler]This is getting good![/spoiler]
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*The revolver slows it, but it still manages to get to you. However, just as it is looming above you, a bright light erupts from Zbruh. You watch as both a dark and light energy blasts Ronin the Risen, and as it does so, you feel energized. [spoiler]Health healed to full.[/spoiler] The Abomination is blinded by the light, and you have a split second to react!* Abomination A: *Covers eyes.* Ronin the Risen: *Points to Zbruh and strikes him with a multitude of lightning strikes while Zbruh is pinned by the other Abomination.*
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FOR OFF-TOPIC AND FOR RONIN! *I turn my sword into its frost form (which I always forget to use...) And slice downward at the monster, trying to cleave it in two*
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Изменено (Ronin): 5/4/2019 12:31:09 AM*The Abomination roars in anger as it dies, but you are suddenly blinded by a surge of light...* Ronin the Risen: *Rushes to Zbruh’s side, using a thrown Abomination as cover, faster than a blink of an eye, and utters his first words since you first engaged him: [quote]Maal Thuringia SCORNTO!!![/quote] As he speaks, a dark energy bursts forth and electrified the ground, dealing constant damage over time and overpowering Zbruh’s healing over time. At the same time, he becomes a pylon of lightning, gaining an aura of lightning! Zbruh is simultaneously zapped by several lightning bolts and struck by Ronin the Risen with his katana at full force!* Edit: *However, Zbruh flies to your side, emitting a healing aura from his white horn!*
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*I take the last of the healing and stand up tall against the lightning bolts...* For Off-topic... *I switch my sword back to steel and stick it straight up in the air, attracting all nearby lightning around to strike the sword...and me, as the tallest metal object around, hopefully draining the lightning from Ronin.* Aiahaiaiahaisjhsgdesoah!