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Изменено (10 Piece Mcnuggets):
5/3/2019 9:27:23 PM
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It has arrived. All Offtopickles to battle!
Maximum red alert, or whatever is higher than that! The Elder Dragon Zhaitan has made landfall along the coast. It’s armies have been stealing all the magical artifacts they can find, apparently for it to consume. Zhaitan now sits inside a bone wall, waiting for something...
And even worse than that, the god [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz6hSg4WkAIze3P.jpg]Balthazar[/url] has arrived to wage war against Zhaitan. The damage from these two titans fighting could potentially destroy the whole of Offtopic.
Luckily, the military masterminds of the Brotherhood of Steel have formulated a plan. Operation Skyscorcher will unfold in four phases as follows:
Phase 1:
Whisper agents have discovered the location of all the stolen magical artifacts. If these were destroyed, the dragon’s power would be severely weakened. The Templars have been chosen for this task for their knowledge of magical artifacts. Be careful though, a certain Risen Storm Samurai is said to be guarding the stash...
Phase 2:
The bone wall needs to be destroyed. The Brotherhood of Steel has some cannons stashed in one of their bases, but they are being guarded by Tequatl the sunless. The Order of Whispers has been selected for this mission to sneak past Tequatl and steal the weaponry.
Phase 3:
Balthazar and Zhaitan need to be kept from fighting at all costs. We need to distract them, which is where the Brotherhood of Steel and Sheriffs department come in. The department will go into battle against Balthazar, and the Brotherhood will fight Zhaitan’s Risen armies.
Phase 4:
After the bone wall has been taken down, all Offtopickles will come together to attack and hopefully kill Zhaitan. A system of electric nets is being developed to ensure it can’t fly, hopefully immobilizing it so it can be killed.
Phase 1 will start very soon. All Offtopickles, to battle!
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Dragon rises out of the sea behind Zhaitan, water gushing down off of its immense body. 100 foot tsunami waves rush towards the shore. Stretching its wings, hurricane-level winds rush outwards. The waters around Dragon begin to boil.
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3 отв.I’m confused. Did we win?
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5 отв.Guess ima kill a dragon.[spoiler] (Totally not going to steal some of its DNA and make dragon girls) [/spoiler]
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Изменено (minifig13): 5/4/2019 6:53:28 AM[b]TO BATTLE AND SOVNGARD!!! MAY TALOS GIVE US STRENGHT!!![/b] [i]*Skyrim theme intensifies*[/i]
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*The waters of the coast begin to recede...*
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I'm more of a writer than a fighter, but if you need some strategy I'm your guy.
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*Loads Super Shotgun with malicious intent*
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Aw shit here we go again.
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1 ответAlas, my true form. Where is the fight?
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6 отв.do you need donuts?
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Heavy incinerator, check. Phosphorous grenades, check. Thermal mines, check. Stressball shaped like a froggy, check. "Let's do this"
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* puts on tech armor* I'm ready [spoiler] http://t15.deviantart.net/bh08NCVrKMFmswq6uyRZGq9Rfus=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre00/f35c/th/pre/i/2017/210/8/9/_sfm_workshop_download__tek_raptor_model_preview_by_nikout13-dbi2n87.png [/spoiler]
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3 отв.Изменено (FatBabyDragon): 5/3/2019 10:40:16 PMDon't forget: FatBabyDragon the scaleless will betray his own, and the dragons will be no more...
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My nail is sharp and I will not hold back.
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1 ответZorah Magdaros 2.0?
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Me kill thing
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Ronin! I challenge thee to a Honourable duel! [spoiler]My Legion will search for the artifacts while I buy time.[/spoiler]
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2 отв.I have arrived on the battlefield. I bring Tacos for everyone.
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I shall join the fight!
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I am a good warden soooo [spoiler]ill imprison them with the help of lee[/spoiler]
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Bump! Can't wait
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1 ответLet's do this everyone, for Off-topic! [spoiler]This is getting good, man[/spoiler]
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Need a sniper just in case? *Drinks a gallon of coffee while holding a sniper rifle*
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1 ответI refuse to fight. our death at its hands is inevitable, might as well quit while we're behind
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A cloaked figure walks up, the person throws back the hood, exposing the head of a squirrell. “I am here to offer my services. How may I assist?”
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2 отв.*Pulls out spell tome* Very well, where shall the wizard be?
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