Nothing. I am me I seriously don't get anyone who has to be a persona to post anything. What a complete and utter waste of time and effort. Everything about them is a lie, so why bother listening to any of them?

BY not having any bartleby gifs.

Some idiot saying he’s a bear, I always forget to Beep when that happens [spoiler]Beep[/spoiler]

[quote]”be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponents fate[/quote] -Sun Tzu, the art of war Hmm. I am going to answer with never

Who said I have character?

Well I pretty much am my character (besides all the SCP related stuff) so I guess attention it takes is me talking about my character? Or we mean how I usually act. I dunno, my default is laid back and it's pretty much how I always am even in what should be a heated debate.

Well, I’m not really “in character” unless my character has dissociative identity disorder. 🤔 [spoiler] First you disengage the magazine lock, then you slide back the safety grail and flip off the antimatter flow. Then you carefully extract the battery core at a rate of two millimeters per minute, any faster will destroy everything within 897 miles. Once that has been carefully pulled out and placed in its protective casing in the back of the stock, engage the 7 safety locks. After that you remove the second and third battery cores and place them likewise in the stock, [u]you must disengage and re-engage the 7 safety locks each time.[/u] Then you initiate the automated cleaning process and wait 34 minutes, if you wait any longer the soap will have clogged the battery chamber and you must run it on rinse for 40 more minutes. [b]You cannot let go of the “clean chamber” button during this time![/b] Now you can begin removing the magazine. Slowly ease it out and then turn it upside down and blow into the chamber which holds the ammunition. Place it to the side. You must now replace the entire front half of the gun, because the sheer force of the blast has mutilated the barrel and (occasionally) some other areas. To begin this process you must remove the stock, you will see within the stock a [i]compression cube[/i] take this and push the purple button on the top left corner. It will expand to the size of a house. Push the pulsing blue button and a door will open .Inside you will have to navigate through a horde of specters which will remain passive unless you carry with you a source of light. In this case they will swarm around you and pass through your body. If any one of them touches you, you will whither into a pile of dust and your soul will be distorted into another of these beings. Once you have navigated successfully through the maze of darkness, you will find a tall man by the name of Jim. Tell him he smells like a summer daisy and he will giggle and hand you the pieces you need to repair the gun. Now you can travel back through the maze, except this time Jim comes with you and says mildly suggestive phrases while stamping his light-up sketchers on the ground. Jim is a redhead without a soul, and thus in no danger, you will have to try to lose him in the maze or risk being withered to dust by the wraiths. Once you have left the cube with the materials walk around to the back and push the buttons: Blue, 4, and the one shaped like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, in that order. The cube will shrink again so that you may place it back in the stock. Follow the instruction pamphlet now mysteriously tattooed on the underside of your left elbow to reassemble the gun. Once that is complete you may reinsert the magazine into the rifle. You’re almost done! Take the batterie cores you placed into the stock out, (they are now fully charged), then, (slower this time), place them back into their slots and cover them with the safety grail, engage the magazine safety lock and flip on antimatter flow, Voila! You can now begin charging the new magazine to prepare your next shot. It should take around 1 hour, the light on the side of the magazine will change from [b]red[/b] to [i]blue[/i] and then finally [u][i][b]green![/b][/i][/u] Your one shot rifle is now ready to fire. [/spoiler] Ooh, we should ask toaster, or beep, or the [b][Redacted][/b]

IDK, I don't really have much of a gimmick over here 'sides being a gay furry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing, I am Toaster.

A subject I really hate, the Sheriff can loose his cool sometimes

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