ah yes the spring is great, all the animals -blam!- so that they can die again in fall

Can I get a [b][i]NO[/i][/b] in the chat please?

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Why do you think you are a bear?

Then devour one of the Cubs because you can't feed it, better to feed yourself than let your cub starve to death. [quote]Speaker watches the bearman family... "They will serve the Deep..." Speaker has enslaved your bear family, you serve shadows now [/quote]

I shot and skinned a male bear yesterday and now it is in my fridge 😎

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... Last time I went outside I killed a rabbit, rolled in the blood for a bit, and then ate it, that doesn't make me a wolf in case you were wondering, it just makes me a psychopath... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in blender

Stop it. Get some help.

Please leave civilization and go live with those animals in the wilderness so you won't be here

[quote]the easter bunny is all about what it means to be animal. Laying eggs,[/quote] ... Bunnies don't lay eggs... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

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If we stop giving it attention it'll go away

I just threw up jelly beans in my mouth. Thanks.

Please... Just stop...

I much rather walk around on two legs and not eat grass thanks.

Heh... [spoiler]😳[/spoiler]

Ummmmm, I'm not sure if I want to do that...