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10/10/2018 8:34:42 PM
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Pick up Lines
Throw me your best pick up line to try and make me impressed. If impressed I will respond to your post. Let the pick up lines flow.
English
#Offtopic
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Ima FHRITP!
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3 отв.You're a bich
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Изменено (TTT084): 10/14/2018 12:34:41 AMDang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
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Do you believe in santa or do you want me to smash your chimney dressed as someone else?
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5 отв.Hey, are you made of uranium? Because I want to accelerate some neutrons at extremely high speeds into your nucleus to start the chain reaction to release immense amounts of energy all at once
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3 отв.Don't worry, you'll be fine with me. I'm a guitarist, [spoiler]so I know my way around a G string.[/spoiler]
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7 отв.Does this smell like chloroform?
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3 отв.“Did it hurt?” “What when I fell from heaven?” “No when whatever f[i]u[/i]cked up your face hit you.”
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1 ответBegone THOT!!!
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2 отв.Maybe I can pump your shotgun soon.
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3 отв.Do you smell gas? [i]Slowly puts on gas mask[/i]
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9 отв.Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into war with the Cabal on mars, so let's get to taking their command one by one. Valus Ta'aurc, from what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial land tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold. *epic music plays for 25 seconds*
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I had one, but your ass so phat i cant pick it up
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2 отв.If I tried to write a persuasive essay about you saying you were the most beautiful person alive, my teacher would say I failed because there’s no reason to argue facts
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1 ответcan i sleep over? i shat in my bed.
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We’re like Hot chocolate and marshmallows You’re hot and I want to be on top of you.
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1 ответGirl, my love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in. [spoiler]i actually got a good response to this[/spoiler][spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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1 ответWanna see my unmarked van? I’ve got it parked in the dark alleyway out back.
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I think pick up lines end up disgusting. Maybe that's a result of too much netflix.
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6 отв.“On a scale of 1 to America how free are you this Saturday night?”
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Damn, have I posted to many lines or are you just not impressed... Or are busied with something else.
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Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Nvrmnd I'm stupid ya it does
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Does my one from a second ago count as a pick up line
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1 ответPlease show lämp n open bulb
