I'm going to orbit, cuz I have no idea who Gary is
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5 отв.I'm one of those people, who would kikc someone for saying his name wrong. It's gaul god damn it, not gary. That was cayde being a f*cking moron.
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2 отв.Hey, TriEdge... [spoiler]let's go kill Gary![/spoiler]
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I thought it was Garth
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8 отв.Everyone knows his name is Glenn smh. Come on people. Lol
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34 отв.Изменено ($hirtless Captain Kirk): 7/16/2017 3:09:47 AM[quote]I'm going to orbit, cuz I have no idea who Gary is[/quote] I'm booting anyone that says Gary. Insta kick, you just lost your spot and will be replaced. Oh, next guys says it too...kick However, it's okay to call him the GENERIC boss name [spoiler] Asshole[/spoiler]
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Lol what a dick move lol
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6 отв.Mentioning Gary instead of Ghaul = booted
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17 отв.I thought you were going to say you were gonna have an orgasm!!! Very disappointed😯 https://youtu.be/gVcZ9t_bnWE This'll cheer you up.
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Gary aka Gaul, (or Glenn). There, problem solved
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24 отв.Изменено (Poolwizard): 7/16/2017 5:36:39 AM-Must reply with TL;DR -Must be Max Light -Must Refer Gaul to Gary or instant boot -Must Have experience -Must have all emblems -Must have Blacksmith shader -Must have a Sniper and Rocket Launcher at the same time -Must use a Jackolyte before fighting Gaul -Must have turtle beach head set, non of this knock off BS -Must be between 24-32 years of age -Must be willing to hand over your first born child -Must be playing on a 60in LED Sony or Samnsung 40k TV -Must be willing to be motivated by Shia LaBeouf before starting the raid -Must have a valid driver's license -Must have a day job -Must have an account on five different dating sites -Must have replied to 30 different posts in the forums -Must be part of a clan -Must own all gaming systems (Yes you must have Destiny 2 for Wii U) -Must have created a "Where are the gamer girls?" post -Must be a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars -Must refer to everyone as bruh -Sign on the dotted line with your blood -Must understand that if you die you're booted, no second chances -Grimoire score needs to be 6000+ -Must have killed Gaul in Normal Mode with White Weapons -Must have soloed VOG, CE, and POE -Must have Destiny 2 GHorn that Deej sold -Must have done the All story missions blindfolded while yodeling. -Must pay me $100 to carry your scrub arse through the raid -Must be a dirty filthy casual -Must be a MLG with T-Shirt and photo to prove it -Must have Optimus Prime Painted Sparrow with Tumbler -Must have a dial-up internet connection -Must have an Android and a contract with Verizon -Must be crisscross applesauce spoons in a bowl while playing -Must have a neck beard -Must have experience sexually pleasing Gary -Must equip your DSR/Balista and hit a 720 y y ladder stall shotgun reload cancel shock charge claymore insta-swap diamond camo sucide God mode Hax beehive Dorito-Bigfoot racist Panda mountaindew vanossgamin Pewds -Must have a squeky voice, no voice modifiers take in some helium balloons scrubs. -Must secretly be a super hero or a busy adult with many busy adult things to do. -Must be a dbag -Must T-Bag Gary after you've killed him -Must have two thumbs up and not give a damn -Must get nothing but moldering shards and like it -Must have an apartment in the Lighthouse on Mercury -Must have no deaths in your entire time of playing Destiny 1 and 2 -Must have soloed Xylar and Randal the Vandal -Must know primary ammo glitch -Must have soloed the European Dead Zone patrol -Must be a Victoria's Secret model, so stunning, so beautiful, unflawed enough to have been turned into a piece of mall advertisement -Must be related to The Stig -Must be naked while playing -Must be sponsored by Red Bull -Must know how to get out of the map on S.A.B.E.R. 2 Strike -Must be willing to put up with me jamming to Sandstorm by Darude at volume 11 -Must have a Crucible K/D of at least 4.20 with 69 kills per match -Must have the worst grammar on the forums but willing to correct other peoples grammar -Must be able to solo The whole story without jumping. -Must snort Doritos and know how to shove a spoon up your bootyhole -Must admit Glover is the best N64 game you've ever played -Must have a 4.5 gpa and be enrolled in Harvard -Must have frontier shell at 320 light -Must be iron banner rank 6 -Must have soloed black suliman mission in under 3 minutes -Must be proficient in Microsoft Excel 2013 -Must know how to use Photoshop Creative Cloud -Must have learned to tre flip a skateboard to show Gary up -Must like to cut wrists -Must have found rotom in pokemon without looking or cheating and the first 151 -Must believe Han Solo shot first -Must Stand With Ward -Hail Hydra -Must know the lyrics to "Gangam Style" and be willing to translate them into English and Portuguese -Must be willing to rage quit when you fail at the totems and then ask to be reinvited to the fireteam -Must take a shot every time we wipe -Must have a bachelor's degree in applied science or marine biology -Must have gotten the "Monument to all your sins" solo on PS -Must have completed the Dying Light Raid defeating Xur, The Speaker, and The Traveler -Must be able to do no handed push ups -Must know how to make a portable EMP -Must be on the FBI watch List -Must complain about how it takes 5 women to do the same Job as a man after every wipe.
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Изменено (Nexus_One): 7/17/2017 11:15:28 PMI thought it was Glen?
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41 отв.I'm kicking them..the joke isn't funny..never was.
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2 отв.How do you know Ghaul is the raid boss? He may be the main story boss but not the raid boss. Again that's dependent on whether or not the flow of D2 follows the formula of D1.
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6 отв.Изменено (BuckTeefKeef): 7/16/2017 9:19:23 PMWell, you're here posting about people saying it before they have even said it. If you think they are going to reference someone as Gary in the raid before they have even done it you must know who they are referring to 😣
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Hey... Let's go kill Gary.
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1 ответI'm actually hoping that we don't kill him in the first raid, and that he's an ongoing antagonist throughout D2
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7 отв.I'll be insta-booting anybody who calls him anything other than Gary 😂
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Party pooper.
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Hi, im Gary. Now you know.
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He's the snail from SpongeBob SquarePants on Nickelodeon duh
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Well, id be leaving the fire team for different reasons. People who say "Gary" are one of two kinds: 1.) 12 year olds. This joke is legitimately funny if you're 12; I would have found it hilarious myself. But I'm not playing with 12 year olds. Good bye. 2.) the socially retarded person who thinks he's being funny. We all know someone who repeats the same joke days after it stopped being funny. In this case it will have been months. Good bye.
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I was hoping that we would weaken Gary in a mission then go fight the consul and gary as the final raid encounter.
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2 отв.Real question: is Ghaul the main boss in the starting raid?
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