{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
10/4/2016 4:55:04 AM
8
Acquired Girlfriend, I am High School Sophomore, she's a High School Freshman, advice?
So I had a few offtopic users tell me Offtopic is the greatest place to ask, so anyone mind telling me some helpful tidbits to keep our relationship intact?
[spoiler]We also masturbate with each other sometimes...
Thought that might be helpful to add.[/spoiler]
-
Изменено (destroyervortex): 10/4/2016 9:19:25 PMDoing better than me, I'm still single
-
Try turning it off and on again
-
Изменено (Zavala's Pet Cat): 10/4/2016 6:46:59 PMHere's my advice: [spoiler]According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. [u][i][b]PSYLOCK! THE DEFILED![/b][/i][/u] [/spoiler]
-
Start having both of you do it for each other. It's the next step
-
F her right in the p!
-
[quote]So I had a few offtopic users tell me Offtopic is the greatest place to ask,[/quote] Those aren't your real friends. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
-
Hit it and quit it
-
