Okay, I know that the life mission of some basement-dwellers is to go flawless every single week. They know every map in rotation pixel by pixel, every single sniping lane, and every perfect arc for a grenade. But good [i]lord[/i] is it rough to play Trials of Osiris.
Not everyone is Jesus Christ, and people who mock average players like myself needs to understand that. Not all of us can execute perfect 3v1 situations with nothing but a sniper rifle, not all of have the RNG to have a Last Word, and not all of us have the capacity to contain all that salt and sweat. So, when your response to this poll is "Git gud u scrub," it just goes to show that you're nothing but an entitled elitist that is probably part of the problem.
I [b]love[/b] connection-based matchmaking, but I would suggest that Trials be [i]partly[/i] SBMM. Still prioritize connection, but don't pair up a group of ~300's who want to go flawless for the first time with a sophisticated clan of 320 quickscopers who all have Tic Fit. Not only does that give the 320 players an unenjoyable win, but it makes the fresh players less likely to return, thus resulting in less people playing ToO in general.
SBMM in Trials would not only make matches more fair and consistent, but it would also make the whole thing more challenging and fun. If you're the group of 300's mentioned above, then you're just twiddling your thumbs waiting to get your asses handed to you. If you're the 320's, then you just walk in, claim your victory, and leave. [i]No one[/i] has fun in that scenario. However, if your group of 1.2 KD friends and another group of 1.2 KD's play against each other, you're both constantly engaged in the game, putting in all your effort, and gaining true satisfaction from emerging victorious. And if you lose? You'd probably be more likely to appreciate your opponents' skills and learn from your mistakes, thus making you improve as a player.
Of course, many people [i]despise[/i] SBMM, and, to a degree, so do I. Pure SBMM is horrible, since doing this puts connection to the side. But if a proper blend of the two were found, then Trials could become a much more enjoyable experience.
Why is Trials such a sausagefest in general? It seems like every single game I get thrown into is with a full team of self-rezing, Voidfang-wearing, Doctrine/1KYS/Truth tryhards! It it just doesn't [i]stop.[/i] Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you have to use a bad setup or else you're an awful person, but some people just need to put their dick away.
So, what do you personally think of Trials? Are you a weekly visitor to the Lighthouse with a mural of the Last Word on your wall? Are you a fresh 300 who wants to get cool-looking gear but isn't able to because he keeps having to play against tryhards? Are you a PVE player who couldn't care less about Crucible? All opinions are welcome... [i]except for the mean ones :([/i]
[spoiler]In all fairness, I'll occasionally use a "scrubby" setup whenever I'm bored or tired, but usually I'm using something besides the meta. I still have fun playing the game with friends and all, but Trials is the one thing that keeps pissing me off.[/spoiler]
[b]Edit:[/b] I know what sausagefest means. I think it describes Trials pretty well.
[b]Edit 2:[/b] It appears that this is trending? Mkay lol
[b]Edit 3:[/b] This post is getting a [i]lot[/i] of feedback, so some of your comments might get lost down there. If I don't reply, don't take it personally.
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Because it's where all the virgins go to play every weekend instead of attempting to get laid for once in their life
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SBMM = Sausage-Based Matchmaking
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Because only homosexual -blam!- cocksucking mother-blam!-ing dick in the butt assholes play PVP
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7 отв.Waaaahhhh bungie halp trials is too hard cause I suck. Fixed it for you. Trials is fine. Sorry you have a wall of participation trophies at your house. Why shouldn't you have to go against people that are on the same wins? Oh and GIT FÛCKING GUD SCRUB.
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1 ответTrials usually doesn't get sweaty till game 7 ish.. Skirmish is sweaty all the time now.
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What's Tic Fit?
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I go flawless every week but I have a mural of my Eyasluna on the wall, not TLW.
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2 отв.Looks like you had bad luck in the 2 games you played in Asylum but I don't personally think you've played enough trials to know whats good or bad for it I've played more matches this weekend and you have done in total according to guardian gg. Trials is short of numbers at the moment so you'll find guys doing bounties or competitive teams ..... you only get better from playing more. I'd suggest you watch a top tier players streams on a Friday and learn the easiest place to compete so you know where to compete, challenge and not peak you don't need to know every angle on every map however I am sure that would help. As someone else stated you have solid crucible stats well above what your trials ELO will tell people but your team mates look weak try Destiny LFG for a week get some good players to go through with you and share what you have learned with the less experienced I do this with my clan. Depending on your time Zone I wouldn't mind going through a card with you!
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4 отв.Had an instance yesterday where after just one win we came up against a team of super try hards. Then at one point after two of us were down they would just let the other revive us just to res snipe us. And then they would throw the match. Afterwords they sent something to one of my friends saying they were throwing matches just for coins. Though after that it matched us up with them again and they just did the same thing again while constantly teabagging.
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Trials is where I go to get away from the sweatys. Skirmish has been rough since the matchmaking changes.
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Lol so the hardest mode in pvp your supposed to not be a try hard? You must have been one one of those teams in school that everyone got trophies for participating.
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2 отв.Изменено (The Chicago Way): 3/16/2016 3:04:06 AMTl;dr it's not called "Trials of Easiness". The whole point of it is that you're supposed to be going up against the hardcore, dedicated players. Full disclosure: I'm a day one player and I have NEVER done Trials. My skills ain't what they used to be when I had youth and more free time for on my hands so I don't subject myself to it. I know what kind of players lurk in there and I accept that.
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I usually get rekt, but I don't think it should change. I've managed to get their twice and if it had been as easy as people want, it wouldn't have been half as satisfying. This game needs something challenging.
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TL:Dr but trials is meant to be hard. I hate people that stroll through PvE then cry and whine like little bitches when actual humans stop there garbage ass from earning the rewards that only dope ass PvP players deserve.
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7 отв.I very much enjoy destroying teams of low levels and low skill... Not only are those matches the funnest, but farming Ppl that suck really cushions my kd for when I play against tryhards. If anything I thank you, and please keep trying. I need my fun after a whole week of sweaty asswipes everywhere.
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1 ответI think maps like asylum, burning shrine, anomoly etc is perfect for the players who struggle as there is more cover and plenty of close quarter engagement. The complaints will really start coming in when widows, pantheon and frontier come in rotation because people cant rely on the radar as much. Just my opinion
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I agree with pretty much everything you said... except the bit about TLW. Xur has sold it several times. Yeah, I know it only comes at a 280 from him, but it's still there for the taking. :l
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2 отв.The Lighthouse just isn't for us, so just accept it? I have no idea why posts like this exist. You cant make it there? Tough shite. I get my ass handed to me all the time, and yet I still try. Sure im fodder for everyone else but even then its not like im NOT trying. You will make it there one day but you also have to not let it twist you up inside. We kno certain people play trials JUST to keep others from getting there. We also kno plently of stories pertaining to Lagswitching and outright Cheating. Until Bungie finnaly seperates players from the "Winners Circle" we just have to deal sadly.
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So I'm in the top 1% of destiny pvp players. I totally understand what your saying. If your in my shoes though it sucks to just play sweaty after sweaty to have a chance at winning. Sometimes I just want to go in and mess around in trials. Every weekend I do my best to carry people.. I'll go to the forums and look for people who have never gone flawless and try to help them there. Not asking for money or a sub or anything, just helping out the community. Not everyone out there is a bad person!
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2 отв.I'm 5'10 and would love to make millions playing basketball instead of playing in my local Rec league. NBA please nerf LeBron and Steph.
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Practice makes perfect ;)
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can we get a TL:DR
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All the shitty teams are gone trails is getting sweaty now which is fine with me just a bit more of a challenge.
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Join me on Xbox and let's go lose our flawless virginity together
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2 отв.You're actually the problem. The game has been out for quite a while now, alot of people have gotten good drops, and have also practiced alot. Instead of complaining just try to make friends with people that are at your level of skill or higher and learn from them, build relationships and communicate. Sometimes that's all it takes, some communication. [spoiler]with your kd you shouldn't have any problem going flawless.[/spoiler]
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My only problem in trials are the people that can like 360 quick scope you in a split second before I can hit my r2 button... Though that's not usually a problem and my other complaint is 3 doctrine teams. That weapon is the only reason I try to get to light house and have gotten 8-1 several times this week.