Nothing is more insufferable than people arguing the difference between abstract concepts that they likely don't understand, and "backing up" their argument with vapid textbook definitions.

Tl;dr Op is still a fgt

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may i suggest shotgun to the face? its a great contingency plan.

Ronk your sister. That oughta calm her down.

I know how to fix this. [spoiler]Deepthroat[/spoiler]

Motherfu[i]c[/i]king smack that bitch and tell her to make you a sandwich whilst you plug the internet back in.

You know what you have to do. [spoiler]Kill it with fire. [/spoiler]

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Just eat her duh idiot

I get in fights with my aunt, she's a feminist too She says I'm a male chauvinist pig and all that blah blah blah I call her Tumblr And she calls me 4Chan At the end of the day we make love and start over

That is no feminist. That is misandrist. A part of the problem. She has earned the title femin[i]a[/i]zi, which I use to separate the crazies from the feminists I respect because they make sense. Rare that they may be.