There's a thunderstorm outside and you just showed up on my doorstep freezing, wet, and possessionless with nowhere to go
Start with your reply
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IM BATMAAAAAAAN
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Where did I put my flamethrower??!?
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3 RespuestasHow did I get here...? [u]Who are you?[/u] [b]Where am I?![/b] [b][u]WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!?!?![/u][/b]
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6 RespuestasCan I have a blankie?
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1 RespuestaWHAT THE -blam!-
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1 RespuestaI ask if I can wash my clothes using the snuggle detergent I brought
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4 RespuestasYou open the door and I beg to come inside, you oblige. Then you, oh gracious host, give me a towel to dry off. Once dry I turn on some soft jazz and dim the lights...
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2 Respuestas*Knocks on door
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7 RespuestasCan I come in?
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1 RespuestaEditado por gargantuer: 6/10/2015 1:37:51 AMgrabs ass
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1 Respuesta*Bursts down door and snuggles with you* Hai
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2 RespuestasWhat in the actual -blam!- is going on here?
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1 Respuesta*knocks on door
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1 Respuestahttp://img.pandawhale.com/47153-gorilla-walking-away-nlqH.gif
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4 RespuestasHey im looking for a guy 25 to 70 to come over and jo in my model train room. Mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that...... im not gay. Its all HO scale. Then after you finish you can stomp around kick the trains and buildings like a monster (dont break them they are not mine) we can do this until 4 a.m. Or until we get tired. Also i have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that i need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. Its all perfectly good i just have to much
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5 Respuestas*snuggles*
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1 Respuestaoh hell no
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1 RespuestaSo after three years of chemotherapy and hard work, I have finally been cured of my cancer. All that work doesn't matter now, because this post gave me cancer
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14 Respuestas*Knocks on the door*
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1 RespuestaI better take off these wet clothes. *sensual music starts playing* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RespuestaEditado por Tastycow5: 6/9/2015 10:13:48 PMSays "gtfo this is my house now"and shoots you 37 times in the head
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1 Respuestaim here to sacrifice you to satan
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51 Respuestas[b]Knocks on door [/b]
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1 RespuestaGoes in my Honda and drives home.