[i] Posted Nov. 2014[/i]
(Edit: Oh how I adore these typical responses, however i am not quite amused. But do I enjoy a good laugh)
Enough is enough, I have had it with these god damn Elitist.
Starting on the the day of upcoming The Great Iron Banner, I will be declaring war on ALL level 30 elitist and those who follow them for as we, my fellow level 29's and below will not stand for this, not any more.
They prance around the tower and lurk these forums thinking they are the kings and queens of this game. They believe they can treat us like dogs. They believe they can talk any damn way to us and even believe they have absolute knowledge of this game where some of them clearly don't, which is hilarious .
Bare in mind that this is not aimed directly at ALL level 30's but solely to all Elitist of that range.
You brought this upon yourselves, as you backed the animal into the corner and now it's ready to fight back and has a shotgun and sniper ready for you. You taunted and called us out of our names for being level 29 and below.You think you all are good but you really aren't and are just pushovers in fancy armor.
Iron Banner will be the battlefield, and the ground will be decorated with your corpses. And all my level 29 and below brethren, will T-bag your Ghost until you press the x or square button.
Once again you brought this upon yourselves.
To my fellow level 29 and below, don't be scared of the brutes. Just because Lord Deej gave them boss status doesn't actually make them gods. It makes them a big target and the bigger they are the harder they fall. Our will is far greater than theirs.
Now as we count down the remainder of the days until the banner start, prepare yourselves Elites, we are coming for you and we are coming HARD. You will rue the day you treated us like peasants and The Last Word can't save you from our wrath.
War is here, brace yourselves. Accept your punishment with dignity.
Signed, A Valiant Titan
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1 RespuestaWho else was here being a 30 elitist like i did, oh the memories
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2 RespuestasPeople also complain about: -Thorn in crucible -Gjallarhorn in crucible -Not having Gjallarhorn -Suros being overpowered -Suros needing a re-buff -Vex being overpowered -Vex needing a re-buff -Fist of Havoc -Scorch Melee -Bladedancer -Golden Gun -Voidwalkers super -Titan's grenades -Helm of Saint-14 & Bubble combo -Warlocks fusion grenades -Any grenade that existed rather -Felwinters lie -Shotguns in general -Crota being broken -No vault space -Rockets in crucible -Lmgs in crucible -Heavy ammo being too constant in crucible -Heavy ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too plenty in crucible -Bloom in crucible -Camping in crucible -Others being better than them in crucible -Others being worse than them in crucible -AFK-ers (granted that's worth a complaint) -The loot system -Getting a really good weapon meanwhile they wanted a No Land Beyond because it's the only exotic they need. -No Land Beyond being the worst weapon ever. -When killed by No Land Beyond they complain -Going invisible as a hunter in general -Blink jumping as hunter/warlock -Blink shotgunning -Titans jumping higher than hunters -Titans not having enough health because they're the tank class. -Warlocks need protection as they self-res -There not being bumpers on the edges of crucible maps because they walk off too often -Snipers in crucible -The Last Word being overpowered in crucible -Red Death being overpowered in crucible -Stranger's rifle being too overpowered in crucible -Any pulse rifle in crucible being too overpowered -Xur selling something good -Xur selling something bad -Xurning vs Earning -Nechrochasm needing a buff -Auto Rifles needing a nerf -Auto rifles needing a buff -Thorn's exotic bounty being too hard to try and work towards -Master Rahool not giving them everything they ever wanted in life -Eris in general -Kill target public events being too hard -Heavy ammo glitch being used at crota -Heavy ammo glitch not being used at crota -Map rotation -Iron Banner armor being lvl 32 even though they never do it because it requires much more time and effort and skill to get compared to a raid. -Nightfall rewards being terrible -Complain about the modifiers in the Nightfalls making the nightfall what its supposed to be. A challenge. -Error codes (Yes they are annoying but it is something people complain about so it fits in this list) -Confluxes in Vault of Glass being too hard -Hobgoblins in general -Raid Sparrows not being cool enough to be a raid sparrow -The recruitment section only asking for 32's with gjallarhorn (yes that is a stupid requirement but once again people complain) -Omnigul's strike -Omnigul's scream -Cheating a piece of a raid -Not cheating a piece of a raid -There not being a trading system -Fatebringer being too overpowered in general so it should stay at 300 -Fatebringer needing to be upgraded to 365 -Crucible being stupid in general -Titan Bubbles being overpowered -Shoulder Charge in crucible -No raid being in HoW DLC. -Upon HoW dropping someone else has stated that the new exotic armor sets will cause more complaints as to each character will get buffs and make their class more powerful. -Guardian armor looking the same at lvl 32 (HoW will change all of that yayyy!) -Complaints about people complaining. (I'm not complaining Lol just making a list for people's enjoyment.) -People capturing closest point at the start of a control match. (Occurred a lot on the forums during last Iron Banner) -Orbit taking too long -The younger ages (squeakers as it's called)playing Destiny -No trading system -The apparent 19% of those who've played Destiny on the PlayStation completing a raid -Not having a helmet in tower -Having a helmet in tower (even though it's optional) -Being unable to change a characters appearance after creating their character -Bungie fixing Iron Banner Glitch (buying items at start of Iron Banner) -Bounty for killing 2 targets with a fusion rifle burst 20 times -Trying to send an invite to someone with an extremely long/crazy "xXSo0purxC0o1kiDXx"(made up Lol) after posting an LFG -When you post on LFG, " Send message in game to xXSo0purxC0o1liDXx for invite and they reply to your post on the forums instead -Blues from legendary engrams, shards and energies from legendary engramarhorn -Suros being overpowered -Suros needing a re-buff -Vex being overpowered -Vex needing a re-buff -Fist of Havoc -Scorch Melee -Bladedancer -Golden Gun -Voidwalkers super -Titan's grenades -Helm of Saint-14 & Bubble combo -Warlocks fusion grenades -Any grenade that existed rather -Felwinters lie -Shotguns in general -Crota being broken -No vault space -Rockets in crucible -Lmgs in crucible -Heavy ammo being too constant in crucible -Heavy ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too plenty in crucible -Bloom in crucible -Camping in crucible -Others being better than them in crucible -Others being worse than them in crucible -AFK-ers (granted that's worth a complaint) -The loot system -Getting a really good weapon meanwhile they wanted a No Land Beyond because it's the only exotic they need. -No Land Beyond being the worst weapon ever. -When killed by No Land Beyond they complain -Going invisible as a hunter in general -Blink jumping as hunter/warlock -Blink shotgunning -Titans jumping higher than hunters -Titans not having enough health because they're the tank class. -Warlocks need protection as they self-res -There not being bumpers on the edges of crucible maps because they walk off too often -Snipers in crucible -The Last Word being overpowered in crucible -Red Death being overpowered in crucible -Stranger's rifle being too overpowered in crucible -Any pulse rifle in crucible being too overpowered -Xur selling something good -Xur selling something bad -Xurning vs Earning -Nechrochasm needing a buff -Auto Rifles needing a nerf -Auto rifles needing a buff -Thorn's exotic bounty being too hard to try and work towards -Master Rahool not giving them everything they ever wanted in life -Eris in general -Kill target public events being too hard -Heavy ammo glitch being used at crota -Heavy ammo glitch not being used at crota -Map rotation -Iron Banner armor being lvl 32 even though they never do it because it requires much more time and effort and skill to get compared to a raid. -Nightfall rewards being terrible -Complain about the modifiers in the Nightfalls making the nightfall what its supposed to be. A challenge. -Error codes (Yes they are annoying but it is something people complain about so it fits in this list) -Confluxes in Vault of Glass being too hard -Hobgoblins in general -Raid Sparrows not being cool enough to be a raid sparrow -The recruitment section only asking for 32's with gjallarhorn (yes that is a stupid requirement but once again people complain) -Omnigul's strike -Omnigul's scream -Cheating a piece of a raid -Not cheating a piece of a raid -There not being a trading system -Fatebringer being too overpowered in general so it should stay at 300 -Fatebringer needing to be upgraded to 365 -Crucible being stupid in general -Titan Bubbles being overpowered -Shoulder Charge in crucible -No raid being in HoW DLC. -Upon HoW dropping someone else has stated that the new exotic armor sets will cause more complaints as to each character will get buffs and make their class more powerful. -Guardian armor looking the same at lvl 32 (HoW will change all of that yayyy!) -Complaints about people complaining. (I'm not complaining Lol just making a list for people's enjoyment.) -People capturing closest point at the start of a control match. (Occurred a lot on the forums during last Iron Banner) -Orbit taking too long -The younger ages (squeakers as it's called)playing Destiny -No trading system -The apparent 19% of those who've played Destiny on the PlayStation completing a raid -Not having a helmet in tower -Having a helmet in tower (even though it's optional) -Being unable to change a characters appearance after creating their character -Bungie fixing Iron Banner Glitch (buying items at start of Iron Banner) -Bounty for killing 2 targets with a fusion rifle burst 20 times -Trying to send an invite to someone with an extremely long/crazy "xXSo0purxC0o1kiDXx"(made up Lol) after posting an LFG -When you post on LFG, " Send message in game to xXSo0purxC0o1liDXx for invite and they reply to your post on the forums instead -Blues from legendary engrams, shards and energies from legendary engram -PoE 32 is much to hard! -PoE 34 is way to hard! -PoE 35 is insane to hard! -No checkpoints in POE? -Dismantling 365 weapons = motes of lights!? -Etheric light is too rare on pve -Etheric light is too easy for pvp players - PoE helmet before legs is unfair to warlock! -Treasure keys r too rare to get! -Treasure keys after update are too easy to get! -Lvl 34's are too OP in iron banner
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2 RespuestasI would sign this, but I'm already level 34...can I just opt to sit out and mourn the loss of my IB Titan set that I can only wear for 3 more weeks?
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1 RespuestaBump :P
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Just remember, no touching the purple ball in the tower. You must have a level 30+ guardian with you if you want to play with the purple ball. Idc about IB.
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3 RespuestasYou're not a 30 so you're opinion in invalid.
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33 RespuestasMost lvl 30's I know don't care about others being 29, it's literally the separation of a single digit and often one piece of armour. So these kind of posts always sound like whining to me. "Hey you, level 30!!" "Uh...me?" "Yes you, you elitist bastard, lording your level above us level 29's" "Huh?....I'm just handing in this bounty...how am I lording it above you?" "Oh look at that, see how he pays us no heed? How he views us as lower citizens?!" "Wtf are you talking about?! How is not paying attention to other people in the tower anything close to that?" "Just like a level 30, pretends he cannot understand the speech of us "lower" guardians" "Dude...are you high? I didn't say anything like that" "Oh I see, us 29's must be high is that right? We are lazy, drugged out poor folk" "Uh...sure man, anyway I have to go, I have to do a raid" "Oh....can I come?" "I would man, but we already have a full team" "DISCRIMINATION!!! Don't want a lowly 29 in your team huh?" "No nothing like that, it's because you are a hunter..." "Oh, fair call"
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Promiscuous
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Damn with the come back. I remember this when I was struggling to get my second 30 damn vog being stingy with its drops.
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1 Respuesta3 32's...not an elitist. :)
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2 RespuestasShut up meg
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2 RespuestasI don't give a monkeys what level people are. Level 2 or 32 just as long as you're not a twat. There are knobbers at every level.
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1 RespuestaI was so naive back then. Now Gur has matured.
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1 RespuestaBack when the 29-30 beef was real
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1 RespuestaThis is so [i]fūcking[/i] cringey I can't comprehend it. What's worse, your grammar is shite.
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I cringed so hard my life will never be the same
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1 RespuestaElites are in Halo, this is Destiny.
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4 Respuestas(Necrobumps)
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[spoiler]coming HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I remember this, my masterpiece....
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Y'all low level scrub shall die in the iron banner see y'all there scrubs!!!!
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1 RespuestaI will teabag till my thumb hurts!!! TEABAG ALL THE STUFF!!!!!
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I'm god awful at PvP. But bring the noise.
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1 RespuestaI have a friend who was 29 for the longest time and always wanted to raid with us and do night falls with us. He recently hit 30 and alls he does is talk shit about us not being 30. I'm sorry to say but 30 is not skill it's luck and I don't mean that as an attack to any level 30s. I'm just saying some people hit 30 in 1-3 raid runs. My friend literally has done the raid 3 times per week since release of vog and he's still 29 missing one piece. We also have another guy in our group who got his entire raid set in two runs in the vog.