[spoiler]a firebomb >:D[/spoiler]
Post [b][i]ALL[/i][/b] of your dark jokes here. I need to tell my friends and take credit for them.
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What did one Ethiopian say to the other Ethiopian? [spoiler]nothing, they were both dead[/spoiler]
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I really shouldn't post this but -blam!- it. And btw, I'm not racist, my black friend actually told me this: [spoiler]Did you know I have a black guy on my Family Tree? Yeah, he's just hanging there...[/spoiler]
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I just went through this whole thread replies and all. Now i go to bed.
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I dont wanna say this but Whats the difference between a shit and a black man [spoiler]aids
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The Didact when he composes them.
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How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed? [spoiler]You tell them to clap until their parents come [/spoiler]
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What's worse than 100 babies stapled to 1 tree? [spoiler]1 baby stapled to 100 trees[/spoiler] A man hears a noise in the middle of the night and goes down into his living room to check it out. Through the darkness he could see his TV floating! Without any delay he said… [spoiler]"Drop it -blam!-!"[/spoiler] How do you figure out how many people are dying in Africa? [spoiler]Turn on the faucet and count[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaSpoderman
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Sarah has no arms Knock knock Who's there? [spoiler]not Sarah[/spoiler]
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What's green, then orange, then red? [spoiler]A frog in a blender.[/spoiler]
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These are so good. I should tell my deaf friend these jokes. I bet my blind friend would love to see them too. What did the the man with no legs get for his birthday? [spoiler]Pants[/spoiler] [spoiler]Oh wait, I think they dont fit him[/spoiler] What did the boy with no tongue get for christmas? [spoiler]A box of chocolates[/spoiler] [spoiler]He hasnt tasted them yet[/spoiler] This is fun
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Whats a bus full of white kids? [spoiler]A Twinkie [/spoiler] Whats the difference between snow and white people? [spoiler]You can see snow on a white person but you cant see a white person on snow[/spoiler] [b]IM SO BAD AT THIS. IM LITERALLY COMIN UP WITH THESE AS I GO ALONG[/b] Whats the difference between a whore and a stripper? [spoiler]Ones white, the other is a whore[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaDid you hear about the Jewish Santa? [spoiler]he comes down the chimney and says,"Hey kids wanna buy some presents?" [/spoiler]
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How do you make a plumber cry? [spoiler]kill his family[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasThe kids at Sandy hook wanted books, but all they got were magazines.
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1 RespuestaWhat's 18 inches, stiff, and makes most woman scream at night? [spoiler]Crib death.[/spoiler]
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Doesn't matter how disgusted I feel with my self i can always feel worse Btw thanks for the thread op
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? [spoiler]They both had massive hits with the Wall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Did I hear more dark jokes?
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2 RespuestasWhy are orphans so bad at baseball? [spoiler]because they can never find Home[/spoiler]
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Well... I've recreated the Boston Marathon Bombing in Minecraft. I guess 9/11 was pretty cool. Muslims are pretty accurate.
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So, this joke is absolutely awful. Whoever chooses to read beyond this point, please know that I am in no way condoning or promoting racism, and that this is simply a joke and should only be taken as such. [spoiler]What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?[/spoiler] [spoiler]The black Jew has to sit at the back of the incinerator.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm so sorry.[/spoiler]
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Time For Bumping
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Bump for jokes