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6/28/2013 12:59:44 AM
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Soup: How Does One Consume It?
My brothers, I have encountered a large issue, I am unable to gain the nutrients from this type of human delicacy. I have attempted to use your so called silverware at first, but the liquid began to leak from my jaws whilst making an attempt to chew on the meaty chunks which was concealed within the "sludge" that filled the bowl. When around humans, I was told to use a straw, which was a greater insult towards my kind. Humans, how should I eat this damned meal? This is what I have left in the cupboard before I visit the store once more.
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You don't. The proper way to absorb the nutrients is to stare at a medium sized bowl for about 10 minutes (5 for small bowl, 15 for large bowl). You will know when the nutrients are absorbed when the soup turns to a grey mush.
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The bowl is circular. Your throat is circular. Solution: Slam bowl into throat. Consume contents without choking/drowning.
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I sort of drink it from a mug. On a related note, that mug is eleven years old.
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Have your head facing upward and pour soup in mouth
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Editado por Winy: 7/9/2013 2:43:04 AMFix your grotesque deformity, split-jaw.
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Freeze it, then eat it like ice cream.
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Rectally, and Auxiliary.
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Take a bath in it and absorb it.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Hylebos: 6/28/2013 1:21:51 AMExactly like so.
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4 RespuestasPut your face in the bowl and eat/gobble! :D
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blend it. drink it. move it. make it. who do you think you are?
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I believe it's called a emergency induction port.
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1 RespuestaOpen your mandibles as wide as you can and drink the soup from the bowl. Try not to choke.
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Inject it into your body and absorb the nutrients through your muscles.
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4 Respuestasuse a straw
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Put shrink wrap between the gaps of you mandibles? You're gonna need some kind of membrane to hold the broth.
