They, not he. Pretty simple to use the right pronouns even for a fictional character, you might find it makes you more accepting for those in the real world who feel like a different gender than the one they were assigned at birth.

They/them

For every Nimbus hate post, Bungie adds a year to their life span. Way to go...Yay!

Tried to make mad surfer love to Riven! Got the wrong room and was squished trying to hump her foot!

Talks like a Gen Z tool. “Like totally lit G, like so fire! Facts!” Then gets bashed by Gen X guardians.

We turn him into a weapon that we never take out of our vaults.

In b4 locked, most likely under "hate speech".

How the fück has this post not been downvoted to hell and locked ? Have the Ninjas been laid off as well ? [spoiler]I know they are not Bungie employees I am just making a joke. Calm down keyboard warrior. [/spoiler]

Nimbus travells to Australia, gets mistaken for a large fish and is eaten by a shark, CRIKEY!

I haven’t been blocked in a couple of months so I’ll just say this is the best thread I’ve seen on the forums in ages. Can’t believe it hasn’t been d*l*t*d.

Doesn’t he die regardless? I thought they had a super short shelf life. I’d love to see him explode while screaming gnarly haha.

he drinks one too many budlights

With the wealth of knowledge at your fingertips you decide to post this? Like you People are dumb, we ALL are

Nimbus grins at himself in the mirror, waves a gilt-edged fan-shaped invitation in the air…grabs the nearest pooki and smothers it with kisses. Nimbus: ya see, dhalin, they DO LOVE ME! He releases the pooki, hops aboard his silver board and zooms up into the empty night sky, away from the emptiness of Neomuna’s neon city. Nimbus (v loud): yaaaaahhhhoooooooooo! Cut To: The Tower Zavala and a host of citizens wait patiently in the afternoon sun…the strong breeze -blam!- the standards with abandon. Zavala (to everyone and no one): He’ll be here shortly…a true hero from another world… The crowd stare quietly at their beloved Commander. A glittering rainbow arc creases the blue sky. Nimbus (faintly, on the wind): wooooo-hooooooooooo! Those gathered arch their heads towards the horizon. Zavala (quietly, to himself): Hakkim would be proud… Flags flap even more stridently… Zavala (loudly): Prepare yourselves…stand firm…stand strong. Cut To: Nimbus swoops fast and low by the Tower, and sees Hawthorn and the bird. Nimbus (to the bird): Duuuuude! The bird takes flight and launches an attack like an arrow aimed at Nimbus’ oversized cod piece. Hawthorn (screeches at the bird): There are no…erm…bares here… Cut To: Nimbus takes evasive action and scrapes along the side of the platform, a strong burst of wind sends him crashing through one of the many darkened windows. Nimbus (shocked, to the bird): Duuuuuude?? The bird does a midair twirl and then a fly-bye, screeches loudly and flies down below and disappears. A few moments later. Hawthorn (heard faintly on the wind): He looked at you funny, bird, didn’t he!! Cut To: Inside the darkened chamber, Nimbus coughs and splutters as he brushes bits of wood and plaster from his ceremonial spangly chest guard. His eyes turn toward a creaking sound on the other side of the chamber. Nimbus (astonished): Whooooaaaaaa….dudes…..?!?! Ikora sits astride a coarse bench, garments akimbo, legs outstretched at an astonishing angle, where the Sweeper Bot dusts her broom - enthusiastically… Ikora (impatiently): Quickly, erm, boy…what can you teach me? Nimbus (grins, whistles softly): Duuuuuude!!! Cut To: Zavala paces impatiently: The Citizens are nervous. Zavala (to himself): Where. Is. That. Them? Drifter appears. Eris shortly thereafter. Drifter (loudly to Zavala)): How’s it going, hero? Zavala bunches his fist tight and bites down hard upon it…a trickle of blood appears and stains his white glove. Eris grimaces…raises her glowing orb at Drifter… Eris (snaps at Drifter): Quiet, fool! Drifter shrugs: I only said hello?! Eris ignores him, goes and comforts Zavala, and a brief glimmer of space magic from her orb restores Zavala and his glove to a pristine state. Zavala looks deeply into her eyes. Z to EM (gently): Thank you, my friend. Z to EM: Where is that puff of ethereal wind…they is late?… EM gazes intently into her orb…it spins and glows. EM (sighs softly): These tired eyes see too much. Fear not, friend…they’re coming soon… Drifter peers over EM shoulder into the orb. Drifter (loudly): I just knew something was up with… EM whirls and shines a menacing light from her orb at D’s astonished face. EM (snaps at D): Fool!…Not one more word!… Drifter shrugs: I was just about to say…. EM: Shhhhhhh! Not a word … or else…it’s the dungeon for you!… Drifter shrugs and screws up his features. D to EM: Now just calm down a cotton-pickin’ minute…there’s no need to get mad with me!? EM: Shhh! D (mutters): I never did trust that bot…creaky little -blam!-…but…Ikora? Woah?! Cut To: Trumpets blare. Space Magic illuminated the sky. That Tree bursts into purple light and cold flames of stasis. Shax (absolutely yells at the top of his voice): Here they come! The Citizens cheer. The Guardians cheer and fire all their weapons into the evening sky. Zavala and Eris / Drifter gaze quietly. Cut To: EverWorse Store Tess (shouting): Flags! Sunglasses! Drinks! Pins! All for sale at special celebration prices! Come get some before they all go!! Tess shakes her head. T (quietly to herself): why does nobody buy my wares? They’ve all got stashed of silver…yet they try and palm of that worthless bloody dust on me instead…. Z (to Tess): Everything all right? Tess grimaces and nods enthusiastically. Tess (at Z through gritted teeth): Oh yes…thank you…all good…thumb up and all that! Yes, yes…all thumbs…and no up…thanks to you lot… Zavala nods and waves. Z (under his breath): I can’t stand that greedy witch… Cut To: The Presentation Dias Zavala places a warlock amulet around Nimbus’ right bicep. Then drapes a Hunter cloak around They’s manly shoulders. Then wraps a Titan -blam!- rag around her waste. The band pls us. Fireworks explode. Space Magic abounds. The Assembled cheer vigorously. Z (warmly to Nimbus): He would be very proud of you. I am. And so are they. They both turn and face the cheering throng. N (to Zavala): I’m so glad I came…I’ve never done that before… Nimbus waves at the crowd, mounts his board, does a fast swooping circuit around the area, fires up the motor and scorched past That Tree with a mighty rainbow wooooosh! coming out of the rear…and disappears into the night sky! Drifter (to anyone within earshot): …and there you have it…just another twinkly in the firmament. Drifter scratches his head…wrinkles his nose, stares at a cloud of rainbow smoke behind That Tree, now ablaze with rainbow flames and little rainbow puffs here and there… Drifter (shouts): Does anyone else smell that? It smells like… Cut To: The EverWorse Store Tess (screams): SILVER PURCHASE ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! GET IT WHILST YOU CAN!! SPECIAL COLONEL RAINBOW CHICKEN!!! Fade to Rainbow:🌈 🫡

I’d prefer a psychologist to say he is a man, that’ll do it