There's [u][b][i]THREE CHICKEN TENDIES[/i][/b][/u]!
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18 RespuestasGimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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2 RespuestasNot so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻;♂️🔫 and me 👨;🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼;⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻;♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅;♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨;👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩;🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋;♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨;👧;👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱;♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨;👧;👦 MORTY 🙍🏻;♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼;⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅;♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻;♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨;👩;👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨;🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸;♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻;♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏
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There better be more then two tenders I didn't just waste $5 on a 4 piece tender meal.
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1 RespuestaThe people who actually like this meme shouldn't be able to leave their houses without parental supervision.
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2 RespuestasMmm, Szechuan sauce for my chicken tendies
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1 Respuesta... *Looks at hands* ...It's time... *Breathes in heavily* [spoiler][b][i][u]LAND MASTER!!!!1!!!1[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Oh dern
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1 Respuesta3 tenders, 4, even 5 different tenders
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This is a pretty old meme, but it's still good
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2 RespuestasOnly three? You remind me of high school lunch
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I have 5 Chicken Tendies
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Chic-fil-A has some excellent chicken tenders!
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1 RespuestaTHREE IS NOT ENOUGH!!! I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
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2 RespuestasThis board is -blam!-ing cancer.
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RRRRREEEEEE!!
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3 Respuestasthis better not end up like lasagna
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Good one! :) [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]