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12/9/2016 4:28:18 AM
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Only One Type of Cheese
So I work average fast food job... Mostly doing register things... Blah blah blah.... A guy comes in today with just about the most manly, well groomed beard and mustache I have ever seen. I want to be this man he wore a camo jacket in and asks for a chicken sandwich with 2 pieces of cheese on it:
Me: "what kind of cheese would you like on that?"
Guy: "why, the only type of cheese there is! AMERICAN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I was dying of laughter while his girlfriend was hitting him. That probably sounded incredibly boring to you. I guess you had to be there.
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#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaThe yellow kind, none of this "white" or "blue" cheese bullshit.
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2 RespuestasEditado por The ugly twin: 12/10/2016 5:22:44 PM>be me >Walk into subway >eatfresh.jpg >I walk to counter >start making my healthy sandwich >she asks what type of cheese >american.mp3 >mfw out of American >girl asks "is Swiss okay?" >I ask "is terrorism okay?" >smh.gif
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6 RespuestasBet he could do this...
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4 RespuestasAmerican cheese is the worst kind of cheese... i love America but god damn is that cheese disgusting.
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3 RespuestasMan that story was very [b]gouda[/b][spoiler]Before you destroy me just think do you want to be munesters [/spoiler][spoiler]i will let myself out now these jokes are getting too cheesy [/spoiler]
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Editado por Zavala's Pet Cat: 12/11/2016 6:04:29 PMCrota-oooohhh. Uhhh, i can explain.
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reddit.com/r/talesfromretail
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Down with pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
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Cheez Whiz is the American classic. Just ask Philadelphia
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Uhh... CHEESEBURGER CHEESE
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That is not boring
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This reminds me of the time I first visited the US. We went to one of those deli sandwich shops, and the guy asked if we wanted any cheese on the sandwich. We reply with tasty cheese. The guy looked at us quite stunned and said "all the cheeses we have here are tasty my friend". We just burst out laughing realizing he had no clue what we were talking about.
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Cheddar is the best cheese, peasants.
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I enjoyed this.
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That was awesome! On a side note, Muenster cheese is the only true cheese.
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We all know Gouda master cheese
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Pepper Jack and Provolone
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Hur hur hur das funny rite dere
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I don't know. I'm a fan of queso fresco, Gouda and Pepper Jack. #AllCheesesMatter
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Once upon a time in a land named Fred, there was a sandwich. And on this sandwich there was ham and mayonnaise but not one little smidgeon of cheese. One day the cheese fairy, Any came along and decided that every sandwich in Fred deserved some cheese. She waived he magic wire hanger and magically there was cheese on every sandwich. Note from the writer: This was based on a true story except Fred is Merica, the cheese fairy is the GOVERNMENT and the cheese came from surplus dairy warehouses used to store cheese(sometimes caves) even until this day there are billions of dollars in cheese left over from a government bailout of the dairy industry. MAKE MERICA CHEESE GRATED AGAIN!
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3 RespuestasHow did this get so many positive replies...this was a dumb story and I didn't even crack a smile or think to put "lol"
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1 RespuestaEwwww american cheese isnt real cheese. One word... PASTEURIZATION!!!
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Do you only put American cheese on your Freedom Fries?
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1 RespuestaExpecting dick cheese Instead you share your exciting work shenanigans.cant wait for the next instalment.
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Editado por Catty_Wampus22: 12/10/2016 9:48:13 AMDairy Queen had a burger (maybe still does) that had American and Swiss cheese on it. One day this guy in front of me orders that and says 3 times no Swiss cheese. About a minute or two after he paid and wad waiting he walked back up to the cashier and said "they know not to put Swiss on it, right? " "Yeah, you must really not like Swiss cheese, huh?" <scoffs> "I ain't Swiss"
