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Tell me a joke.
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2 RespuestasAn Englisman, a Frenchman, and an American are captured by Indians. They are told that they will be eaten and have their skin used to make canoes but, get to choose how they die. The Englishman asks for a sword. He is handed one and exclaims, "God save the Queen", as he runs himself through. Next the Frenchman asks for a pistol. Yells "Vive La France" and shoots himself in the head. The American simply asks for a fork. Puzzled the Indians hand him a fork. The American starts stabbing himself with the fork screaming, "So much for your :blaming: canoe!"