A while ago, someone made a parent logic thread. I don't know if that person is still here but it was a good thread and I think it should be brought back.
Post your best parent logic here. How ridiculous are some of your parents' logic or reasons. This can be from past experiences or current experiences. I'll go first since I'm the OP.
Parents say that I shouldn't date then ask why I don't have a girlfriend.
Parents tell you to get out of the house and do something then get mad when you do something because it's "dangerous."
The classic "I'm older so I can say/do this."
Parents letting you play one game but not the other despite them both being the same rating. Same applies to movies
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Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb? Mother, do you think they'll like this song? Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls? Ooooh aah, mother, should I build the wall? Mother, should I run for president? Mother, should I trust the government? Mother, will they put me in the firing line? Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time? Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cosy and warm Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall Mother, do you think she's good enough? Mother, do you think she's dangerous? Mother, will she tear your little boy apart? Oooh aah, mother, will she break my heart? Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up till you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe You'll always be a baby to me Mother, didn't need to be so high