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5/31/2016 5:29:27 AM
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Parent Logic 2.0
A while ago, someone made a parent logic thread. I don't know if that person is still here but it was a good thread and I think it should be brought back.
Post your best parent logic here. How ridiculous are some of your parents' logic or reasons. This can be from past experiences or current experiences. I'll go first since I'm the OP.
Parents say that I shouldn't date then ask why I don't have a girlfriend.
Parents tell you to get out of the house and do something then get mad when you do something because it's "dangerous."
The classic "I'm older so I can say/do this."
Parents letting you play one game but not the other despite them both being the same rating. Same applies to movies
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#Offtopic
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Bump from the dead.
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1 Respuesta"You're sick, so you shouldn't be able to play video games. [i]watch TV instead.[/i]" Kills me every time.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Oxide: 6/5/2016 9:06:19 PMMy mom and her illusions of free will Mom: want to go to the store? Me: not really Mom: well you're coming anyway Me: (dies inside)
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16 RespuestasI was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything But then again I was thinking about nothing And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE! And I go: What, what's the matter? And she goes: What's the matter with you? I go: There's nothing wrong mom. And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs! And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi. And she goes: NO you're on drugs! I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking. She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way! I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi.
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Editado por Hunter: 6/5/2016 4:13:26 AMSet up in COD Zombies in online with friends and will not die for a while: Dad: When will you be done! Me: I'm set up in Zombies, it'll be a while until I die. Dad: Ok. -1 minute later Dad: Are you done yet? I can't beat the first mission in Halo. Me: *Facepalm* You can't pause an online game.
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"Mom, I have a cold" "It's cause you always on that computer"
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38 RespuestasEditado por Luxfore: 6/1/2016 3:10:17 AMMy parents have told me multiple times that they don't expect me to do anything they don't. So what do they do? They yell at me for the mess that the pathetic excuse of a house is. Mom>"YOUR SISTER'S ROOM IS DIRTY, GO CLEAN IT!" Me>"No..." Mom>"I -blam!-İNG ORDER YOU TO CLEAN HER ROOM AND THE BATHROOM NOW!" Me>"No, she's 8. She's fully capable of cleaning her own room." Mom>"THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD ISN'T IT? RUINING ALL OUR LIVES OVER YOUR STUPID, IGNORANT, HORRIBLY WRONG BELIEF!" Me>"Get out of my room and don't bother me again." Thus is a daily routine in my house because I'm the only one who knows how to keep a room clean.[spoiler]It's such a toxic environment. Please kill me.[/spoiler] Also my favorite conversation. Mom>"Are you gay?" Completely out of the blue Me>"No, why would you think that?" Mom>"Because you don't have a girlfriend and I want grand children." Me>"Mom, I'm 17... I don't want children." Mom>"You are a -blam!-ing queer aren't you! Get out of my house." Or lastly. The whole conversation of I don't like your friends, they're not Christian. This literally applies to any relgion or belief someone may have that isn't christian.
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1 RespuestaYou were out with your girlfriend all night and didnt finish your essay?! [spoiler]no ps4 for a month[/spoiler] [spoiler]what did mah pee es fore do to ya? ;-;[/spoiler]
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Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb? Mother, do you think they'll like this song? Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls? Ooooh aah, mother, should I build the wall? Mother, should I run for president? Mother, should I trust the government? Mother, will they put me in the firing line? Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time? Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cosy and warm Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall Mother, do you think she's good enough? Mother, do you think she's dangerous? Mother, will she tear your little boy apart? Oooh aah, mother, will she break my heart? Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up till you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe You'll always be a baby to me Mother, didn't need to be so high
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8 RespuestasMy "favorite". Now I live on my own. *mom visits* Mom: Why haven't you done the dishes yet? Me: I just finished eating. Mom: GO DO THEM DISHES! Me: I'll do it in a bit. Mom: I SAID: DO THEM DISHES! Me: This is my house?! Mom: AND IM YOUR MOTHER! Me: Well then. *next day I visit her* Me: Why haven't you done the dishes yet? Mom: I just finished eating. Me: Go do them dishes! Mom: This is my house! Me: Its not nice is it when people boss you around in your own house. (•-• )
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When your dad tells you to get a girlfriend, I was 8 years old then
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10 RespuestasI tell my mom "a dlc for one of my games is comign out tomorrow so can i get a ps store card?" She takes me to the store, buys me it and we go home. While im waiting for my ps3 to turn on im talking to her and she says "tomorrow we are cleaning the basement."
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Mom asked was I doing drugs because I took a nap everyday for a week because after school
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2 RespuestasParents... Oh wait, I'm 21 lol.
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4 RespuestasEditado por Fatality 144: 5/31/2016 1:13:39 PMI'm 23 and I got a great one that my parents still do. "Don't drink and drive and if you do drink stay where ever you are." Mother: "We went to a party last night and drank soooo much." Me: "Well how did you get home?" Mother: "Oh your father drove." Me: "Did he drink?" Mother: "Of course." ....................................................................
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6 RespuestasEditado por Dougie: 6/2/2016 5:25:36 AMI've got the perfect song for this thread: Dear Mother Dear Father What is this hell you have put me through Believer Deceiver Day in, day out, live my life through you Pushed onto me what’s wrong or right Hidden from this thing that they call life Dear Mother Dear Father Every thought I’d think you’d disapprove Curator Dictator Always censoring my every move Children are seen but are not heard Tear out everything inspired Innocence Torn from me without your shelter Barred reality I’m living blindly Dear Mother Dear Father Time has frozen still what’s left to be Hear nothing Say nothing Cannot face the fact I think for me No guarantee, it’s life as is But damn you for not giving me my chance Dear Mother Dear Father You’ve clipped my wings before I learned to fly Unspoiled Unspoken I’ve outgrown that fuc[i]k[/i]ing lullaby Same thing I’ve always heard from you Do as I say, not as I do Innocence Torn from me without your shelter Barred reality I’m living blindly I’m in hell without you Cannot cope without you two Shocked at the world that I see Innocent victim please rescue me Dear Mother Dear Father Hidden in your world you’ve made for me I’m seething I’m bleeding Ripping wounds in me that never heal Undying spite I feel for you Living out this hell you always knew
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7 RespuestasMe: Mom, can I go to _____'s house? Mom: Ask Dad Me: Dad, can I go to _____'s house? Dad: Ask Mom >Mfw
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1 RespuestaAll of these younglings complaining about parents. Pretty funny. The only one I'm experiencing is this. When living at home: Don't have sex! When living on my own: When are we going to be grandparents!
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You're living in my house off my dime so you have to follow my rules How -blam!-ed up is that?
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1 RespuestaI found that there is a separate passage of time. It's called mother time. The way it works is that mom's tell time differently then normal people do. The best way to tell mom time is to multiply the amount of time they say something will take by 4. >whole family at the annoying relatives house >"mom when are we heading home." >"oh, like 30 minutes" >1 hour later. >"mom, what time are we leaving" >"soon" >another hour later >we leave
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This just happened. [spoiler]So my sister's friend was a harry potter fan (It was her birthday), and we go to a store to buy "harry potter" merchandise for her. We are in the store when all of a sudden my father says "You need to do more chores to get things like this for your girlfriend!" I'm just standing there all confused because I don't have one. He then goes on to saying that "This is why I don't have a girlfriend", and he starts making it a public display. I'm trying to make him stop, but it doesn't work. So, I leave the store to wait for them to finish. My father comes out to talk to me, and I just don't repond because at that time, I was pretty pissed. Now he says that I'm getting punished when I get home for "disrespecting my family" and not responding when talked to.[/spoiler] It's times like these when I seriously hate how parents have total authority over their kids, especially with these kinds of parents.
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1 Respuesta"If you can play that game you aren't too sick for school"
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1 Respuesta-playing games at 2 AM. - mom barges into room asking why I am still awake. - I ask why are you awake? - awkward moment. - mom leaves and goes back to bed. [spoiler]parent logic[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaGets all A's first month of school Gets one B MOM:I KNOW YOURE -blam!-ING CAPABLE OF GETTING ALL A'S ITS THAT PLAYSTATION ISNT IT Me: no I was absent I have zeros i need to make them up Mom:*awkward silence because knows she's wrong*GO TO YOURE ROOM Or Me:*wayching movie* Movie: swears Mom: Bad words Went on like this with every movie I watched with her until I was 12 and I watched rated R movies
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Editado por WolfJGamer: 6/4/2016 5:09:13 AMParent look at your age and say you need to act like your age but treat you like a child[spoiler] its true[/spoiler]
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